Describe it in three words

Corner water source.

Sweater.

Pixie: Whazzat, a fairie?

Sweater: Necessary this month.

Postage stamp.

Sweater

Hides erect nipples

Flagrant

Flagrant: Nipples… like these?

Kleenex ™.

Disposable snot rag

Tampon

Disposable cum rag.

Aerosmith.

(shit)

toxic shock syndrome

Britney Spears

Stale pop tart

Egregious

Over the top.

Barbie doll.

48 - 22 - 32.

Checkers.

Checkers

Nixon’s best dog

Transparent

Tom Cruise’s lunacy
Your job

Bullying phone monkeys

Onotmatopoeia

Onomatopoeia: unimaginitive naming method

Gorilla

Damn dirty ape!
Freezer burn

Freezer burn: Should wrap better.

Jack Bauer.

… and Aerosmith (mentioned earlier): Aging rock gods.

Jack Bauer.

Jack Bauer kicks ass*

*Really have no idea, never seen the show

Next: Pulp Fiction
Sgt Schwartz

Watch in ass.

Television.

Bzzt!

That’s four words.

America’s indoor sport.

Bizarro SDMB.