Describe it in three words

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
321

[QUOTE=twickster]

Fire hydrant.
[/QUOTE]

Corner water source.

Sweater.

322

Pixie: Whazzat, a fairie?

Sweater: Necessary this month.

Postage stamp.

323

Sweater

Hides erect nipples

Flagrant

324

Flagrant: Nipples… like these?

Kleenex ™.

325

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Flagrant: Nipples… like these?

Kleenex ™.
[/QUOTE]

Disposable snot rag

Tampon

326

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Flagrant: Nipples… like these?

Kleenex ™.
[/QUOTE]

Disposable cum rag.

Aerosmith.

327

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Disposable snot rag

Tampon
[/QUOTE]

(shit)

toxic shock syndrome

Britney Spears

328

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
(shit)

toxic shock syndrome

Britney Spears
[/QUOTE]

Stale pop tart

Egregious

329

[QUOTE=freckafree]
Egregious
[/QUOTE]

Over the top.

Barbie doll.

330

[QUOTE=twickster]
Over the top.

Barbie doll.
[/QUOTE]

48 - 22 - 32.

Checkers.

331

Checkers

Nixon’s best dog

Transparent

332

[QUOTE=Way Too Happy]
Transparent
[/QUOTE]
Tom Cruise’s lunacy
Your job

333

[QUOTE=bigbabysweets2000]
Tom Cruise’s lunacy
Your job
[/QUOTE]

Bullying phone monkeys

Onotmatopoeia

334

Onomatopoeia: unimaginitive naming method

Gorilla

335

[QUOTE=Little Nemo]
Onomatopoeia: unimaginitive naming method

Gorilla
[/QUOTE]

Damn dirty ape!
Freezer burn

336

Freezer burn: Should wrap better.

Jack Bauer.

337

… and Aerosmith (mentioned earlier): Aging rock gods.

Jack Bauer.

338

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
… and Aerosmith (mentioned earlier): Aging rock gods.

Jack Bauer.
[/QUOTE]

Jack Bauer kicks ass*

*Really have no idea, never seen the show

Next: Pulp Fiction
Sgt Schwartz

339

Watch in ass.

Television.

340

[QUOTE=Sgt Schwartz]
Jack Bauer kicks ass*

[/QUOTE]

Bzzt!

That’s four words.

America’s indoor sport.

Bizarro SDMB.