Describe it in three words

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Jethro Tull.
[/QUOTE]

Flute rockin’ badass


Business cards

[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]
Flute rockin’ badass


Business cards
[/QUOTE]

Look! I’m important!

Next: porn

Business cards: Reputation on paper.

Job interview.

Porn: Good dirty fun.

Job interview.

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Porn: Good dirty fun.

Job interview.
[/QUOTE]

Looking for cash

Stalagmite

[QUOTE=Harmonious Discord]
Looking for cash

Stalagmite
[/QUOTE]

Sticky-uppy one.
Post-it note.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Sticky-uppy one.
Post-it note.
[/QUOTE]

Sticky-onny one

Jonquil

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Sticky-onny one

Jonquil
[/QUOTE]

Jonquil: Narcissistic yellow flower.
Eddie Murphy

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Eddie Murphy
[/QUOTE]

Great in Dreamgirls

Lasagna.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Great in Dreamgirls

Lasagna.
[/QUOTE]

Lasagna: Almost better cold.

Real Doll.

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
Lasagna: Almost better cold.

Real Doll.
[/QUOTE]

Hookers are cheaper.

Next: Hookers

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Hookers
[/QUOTE]

Great with blow.
Hurricane.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Hurricane.
[/QUOTE]

Mighty strong drink


Ring tones

[QUOTE=twickster]

Hurricane.
[/QUOTE]

Destroys coastal cities.

Ordering pizza.

Ordering pizza: Life’s greatest convenience.
Ring tones: FREE!!! (participation required)

Spongebob Squarepants

Nutty Yellow fellow
Heroes (the NBC series)

[QUOTE=anyrose]
Heroes (the NBC series)
[/QUOTE]

Starts again tonight.

Olivia Newton-John.

[QUOTE=twickster]
Starts again tonight.

Olivia Newton-John.
[/QUOTE]

Let’s get physical!

John Travolta

[QUOTE=OneCentStamp]
John Travolta
[/QUOTE]

Devoutly studies Hubbard.


Canadian Pig Farm

Canadian Pig Farm: Lotsa porkers, eh?

Stephen Harper, PM, MP.