Describe it in three words

Flute rockin’ badass


Business cards

Look! I’m important!

Next: porn

Business cards: Reputation on paper.

Job interview.

Porn: Good dirty fun.

Job interview.

Looking for cash

Stalagmite

Sticky-uppy one.
Post-it note.

Sticky-onny one

Jonquil

Jonquil: Narcissistic yellow flower.
Eddie Murphy

Great in Dreamgirls

Lasagna.

Lasagna: Almost better cold.

Real Doll.

Hookers are cheaper.

Next: Hookers

Great with blow.
Hurricane.

Mighty strong drink


Ring tones

Destroys coastal cities.

Ordering pizza.

Ordering pizza: Life’s greatest convenience.
Ring tones: FREE!!! (participation required)

Spongebob Squarepants

Nutty Yellow fellow
Heroes (the NBC series)

Starts again tonight.

Olivia Newton-John.

Let’s get physical!

John Travolta

Devoutly studies Hubbard.


Canadian Pig Farm

Canadian Pig Farm: Lotsa porkers, eh?

Stephen Harper, PM, MP.