Flute rockin’ badass
Business cards
Flute rockin’ badass
Business cards
Look! I’m important!
Next: porn
Business cards: Reputation on paper.
Job interview.
Porn: Good dirty fun.
Job interview.
Looking for cash
Stalagmite
Sticky-uppy one.
Post-it note.
Sticky-onny one
Jonquil
Jonquil: Narcissistic yellow flower.
Eddie Murphy
Great in Dreamgirls
Lasagna.
Lasagna: Almost better cold.
Real Doll.
Hookers are cheaper.
Next: Hookers
Great with blow.
Hurricane.
Mighty strong drink
Ring tones
Destroys coastal cities.
Ordering pizza.
Ordering pizza: Life’s greatest convenience.
Ring tones: FREE!!! (participation required)
Spongebob Squarepants
Nutty Yellow fellow
Heroes (the NBC series)
Starts again tonight.
Olivia Newton-John.
Let’s get physical!
John Travolta
Devoutly studies Hubbard.
Canadian Pig Farm
Canadian Pig Farm: Lotsa porkers, eh?
Stephen Harper, PM, MP.