Describe it in three words

[Sonia_Montdore]

[QUOTE=Kalhoun]
No fuckin’ way.

Stiletto.
[/QUOTE]

Black Hand weapon

I, Claudius

[Elendil_s_Heir]

I, Claudius: Roman court intrigues.

Centurion.

[twickster]

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Centurion.
[/QUOTE]

Studly “Spartacus” extra.

Hair extensions.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Hair extensions: Not your locks.

Padlock.

[Inigo_Montoya]

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Padlock.
[/QUOTE]

A Sanitary Belt
…heh…
Endoplasmic Reticulum

[Silence_of_the_clams]

[QUOTE=Inigo Montoya]

Endoplasmic Reticulum
[/QUOTE]

Rhymes with Rectum

Velocipede

[Annie-Xmas]

predecessor of bicycle

Unicycle

[Dottygumdrop]

Always falling off
Pregnant

[Enola_Straight]

knocked her up

fnord

[Scribble]

[QUOTE=Enola Straight]

fnord
[/QUOTE]

It’s a conspiracy!

Touch typing

[Annie-Xmas]

[QUOTE=Scribble]
It’s a conspiracy!

Touch typing
[/QUOTE]

Peeking is Cheating

Oral sex

[Winston_Smith]

[QUOTE=Annie-Xmas]
Peeking is Cheating

Oral sex
[/QUOTE]

Married Man’s Memory

Next: Pluto

[rjk]

[QUOTE=Winston Smith]
Married Man’s Memory

Next: Pluto
[/QUOTE]

Planet… or not
Next: Mercury

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Mercury: Tiny, rocky, hot.

Ceres.

[Don_Draper]

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]
Mercury: Tiny, rocky, hot.

Ceres.
[/QUOTE]

She causes winter.

Thor

[ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]

[QUOTE=The New and Improved Superman]
Thor
[/QUOTE]

Dad’s dog’s name

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floppy disks

[Sternvogel]

[QUOTE=ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies]
floppy disks
[/QUOTE]

Data storage devices.

Liberia

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Liberia: Tragically failed state.

Somalia.

[Governor_Quinn]

[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]

Somalia.
[/QUOTE]

Look Ma! Warlords!

John Wooden

[Elendil_s_Heir]

John Wooden: He’s high fiber.

John Worden.