Describe it in three words

Don’t Shoot Me.

Anita Bryant

That Citrusy Cunt.

Bellybutton.

Pillsbury Doughboy’s G-Spot

cowgirl

Wears out chaps

Friesia

Smells real pretty

Sylvia Brown

The Bile Aisle.
Next: Apogee

The highest point

Next: juggler

balls in air
mosquito bite

Plays with balls.

Zipper

Mosquito bite: Itchy & Scratchy
Zipper: X-Y-Z

Itchy & Scratchy

art imitating art

Next: Fabulous!

Saunders and Lumley

The Mona Lisa

Ugly famous lady.

next: Battle-cry!

Banzai, for one.

Bonsai

Beautiful diminutive tree

Peyote

the sacramental cactus

Next: Brokeback Mountain

Sgt Schwartz

Cowboys in love.

Giant Australian earthworms.

don’t produce spice

Dune

(I’m going with a two-fer)

Sting’s leather bikini
&
Oozing facial pustules


Waffle House

The awful waffle!

Next: Gin Blossoms