Describe it in three words

Looooooooooooooong for elephants.

Trunk.

Looooooooooooooong for elephants.

Bellybutton lint.

The Master Speaks

Chocolate mint

See post 887.

Postal workers

Urinary tract bodypart

teacher

Teacher: Important childhood mentor.

Chocolate mint.

Chocolate mint: Hotel pillow confection.

Postal workers: Bring your mail.

The Office.

Offbeat TV show.

Non-steroidal anti-inflammatory drugs

Side effects include

Family Feud

Yeah – good answer!
Richard Dawson.

TV Gameshow Guy.

Totem Pole.

Carved raven, wolf.

Edgar Allan Poe

Raven, writing desk

Alice Liddel

Alice Liddell: Carroll’s young fixation. (Alice Liddell - Wikipedia)

Chortling.

O frabjous day!

White Rabbit

Can’t bunny hop.

Koosh ball

Koosh ball: Rubber Alien Lifeform

Next up: Duct tape.

Duct Tape: Not Overtly Sophisticated.

Next up: Edible Underwear.

Snack on panties

Next: porn film

Sgt Schwartz

Sweet, naughty treat.

Bottle Warmer