John Lennon: Very talented songwriter.
Paul McCartney.
Married a golddigger.
Elope
Elope: Paul McCartney shoulda.
Cantelope.
Good summer fruit.
Stephen King
Stephen King: Aging scary writer.
Herman Melville.
Call me Ishmael
Next: Gonzo
Fact and fiction
lava lamps
OOO-ooh. Trippy, man!
Volcanoes
Volcanoes:
lava lamp forefathers
fishballs
Good in pho.
Vietnamese food.
Vietnamese food: Gimme spring rolls!
Pad thai.
Bangkok noodle dish.
Rear defroster
Yeah, but I’m a pussy. I looked it up. At least you stood tall and took your lumps. I got my eye on you, Twicks…you’re goin’ places!
Heated car seat.
Valentine’s Day.
Not today … the roads are icy and I’m gonna work from home. Just as soon as I finish reading MPSIMS.
Disrespectful of singles. 
Chocolate
Willie Wonka’s World
Next:
Theremin
Music making antennas.
Next: Headache.
Where’s the Tylenol?
Trojan
Thinks Helen’s HOT.
Spartan.
Men of war
John Vliet Lindsay