Duke Ellington’s ouvre.
Next:
Pythagorean Theorem.
Falsely so attributed.
Next:
pineapple
Horrible football substitute
Next: Office Space
Mike Judge comedy.
The Great Cornholio
from Lake Titicaca
Next:
zucchini
Cucumber Wanna Be
Next:
Bakalite
Bakelite: Fifties phone material.
Formica.
Formica: your grandma’s countertop
reticulans
Reticulans: Hands off Texas!
Ann Richards.
Yakov Smirnoff
Borat before Borat.
Next:
William Shakespeare
The Bard Himself.
Next:
Alamagordo, New Mexico
In the South
ladybug
Little spotted insect
Gorgonzola cheese
Not my favorite
William Gaxton
Leo Carrillo’s cousin.
The Louisiana Purchase
Dollars well spent.
Next:
licorice
MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMM Good!
Next: fountain pens
They leak everywhere.
Leon Belasco
Leon Belasco: Unknown to me.
Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-ahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft… of Ulm.