As far as I know we haven’t done this for a while. Whether that’s correct or not, I can’t think of any time in recent memory that was this rife with Onion fodder.
I have a few:
McCain Suspends Work On Finance Crisis to Focus his Campaign Crisis: Says Further Suspensions Within This Suspension Possible
NOAA to Galveston: Death Awaits You All With Big Nasty Pointy Teeth
Alaska Nunavit Relations Enter Cautious Phase: