Devo 2.0? Why Disney WHY?!?!?

[InternetLegend]

@Mr. Blue Sky

The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out.

Now I desperately want to hear this. No, wait - I desperately want to see the video.

[levdrakon]

@Mr. Blue Sky

The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out.

I’m with you.

[Seven]

LyricServer Entry:
Band: Dead Kennedys 2.0
Song Title: To Pluck a Duck

Went to a party
I danced all night
I drank 16 Cokes
And I started feeling right

My hair is braided
I hear a cluck
I’m rolling down the stairs
To pluck a duck

To pluck a duck
To pluck a duck
To pluck, a duck
I’ll pluck, I’ll pluck, I’ll pluck
That duck

I like your stories
Love bubblegum
Watching Mrs Doubtfire
Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room
Bright lights overhead
I’ll do my homework
With erasers and lead*

[Marley23]

What’s really sad is that I think the remaining Kennedys (who are touring without Jello Biafra) might go along with that.

[Skywatcher]

@Fern Forest

I say nay nay* to your reading of my post. My meaning was that I didn’t care that Kidz Bop was bastardizing modern hits since I don’t like those songs regardless of how crappy they sung it but now that they’re coming after songs I like and bands I like I say to them, nay nay!

See, that’s the thing. These kids aren’t crappy. Sure, they’re doing something you don’t like but at least they’re good at it!

[cactus_waltz]

The name bothers me. 2.0 implies that this is an upgrade from the original Devo.

All in all, it isn’t too far away from Abba Teens, though they had to comprise their name into A-Teens.

[Evil_One]

@Mr. Blue Sky

The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out.

That’s the laugh of the day right there, Mister.

[Ponder_Stibbons]

@Mr. Blue Sky

The day I hear a group of shiny, happy pre-teens sing “Too Drunk To Fuck”, I swear to Og I’m blowing my brains out.

And Mister Seven delivers. Ah, catharsis.

[mrklutz]

@Pochacco

My kids (5 & 8) love the real Ramones. Sometimes when we’re leaving the house my wife shouts “Hey, Ho!” and both kids yell “Let’s GO!”

Too cool. One of my co-workers has a little boy who’s 8 now. When he was 3, the first song he learned the lyrics to were “Get Up, Stand Up.” Marley is still his favorite musician.

Of course, that conjures the specter of Marley 2.0. What do you suppose Disney would do to Redemption Song?