Dewey! Minty! Come a runnin'!!

Gosh, you guys have been busy. I haven’t felt this popular since my junior prom. ;).

Dewey: I’m not interested in the legal merits of this case–although I will be if a second appeal is won. As I’ve said at least once, the legal merits of the appeal aren’t of direct relevance to my argument which, for the sake of clarity, I’ll summarize one last time.

** 1. Due to his prior activism on behalf of the religious right agenda, there is cause to believe that Pryor’s zealous work to help keep vibrators out of the, um, hands of Alabamans has to do with that agenda and not only or purely with professional duties and/or with the legal merits of arguing the constitutionality of a such a ban.

  1. President George Bush is beholden to to the religious right, which is an important constituency for him and for the Republicans more generally. By way of courting that constituency he often nominates candidates with such an agenda to the bench.

  2. Bill Pryor is a an example of such a nominee, the best evidence for which is his voluntary activism on behalf of Christian prayer in public schools and the courtroom.

  3. As per #1, Pryor’s active defense of Alabama’s vibrator ban seems to provide additional evidence of his religious-right agenda, although that additional evidence is subject to debate. Those who disagree will argue that professional duties and legal merits may be sufficient to motivate the whole of his activism on behalf of this law. Those who agree will argue that 1) the existing pattern of religious-right advocacy is itself suggestive. They may also argue 2) that the murky circumstances under which this particular statute seems to have been passed casts doubt on whether it reflects the will of the people and, therefore, might mute a given AG’s sense of ethical obligation to defend it zealousy and at taxpayer expense; and 3) that the extent to which Pryor’s arguments themselves suggest a different line of reasoning than that which motivated the original legislation also may indicate his own partisan commitment to a sexually repressive religious ethic.

  4. President Bush had many potential choices for this nomination. That he once again chose a nominee with a religious-right agenda is scary to many. That would have been true enough, in Pryor’s case, had the evidence of said agenda been limited to church/state issues. Although the vibrator defense doesn’t provide conclusive additional evidence of Pryor’s religious-right attachments, it does show that Bush himself isn’t deterred by this type of connection–in spite of the fact that many if not most Americans are likely to find Alabama’s law to be silly, archaic, Puritanical or what have you and, on those grounds alone, perceive this as bad publicity for Pryor, even if they understand that his motivations may have been strictly professional. Bush, in other words, has the option not to touch Mr. Pryor with a ten-foot-pole (vibrating or not). Instead his choice of Pryor reflects yet another cozying up to the religious right, and yet another alarm for Americans who oppose their theocratic agenda.**

I will add, though, that I will read your post in full when I have the chance–and I appreciate the time it must have taken you to write it and I’m sure I’ll enjoy reading it. But unless you hear news of a big win for this appeal, my stake in this debate is, at present, focused on its political valence as explained above.

Two points in your post that do bear upon my interests:

You had asked me why everyone is so predisposed to side with Judge Smith and I answered:

“Probably because all of us are inclined to believe that a sexually repressive law such as this one does indeed violate the constitutional right to privacy.”

You replied:
“An opinion held without the slightest inquiry into what the law actually says…”

:confused: Call me over-generous, but the fact that I’m still here on page 4 of this thread, and have posted at least 4 links on the subject, and have read several other links does seem to suggest that my inquiry into “what the law actually says” is far from slight.

"I have yet to see in this thread one post that states why the poster is so sure Judge Smith is correct, other than “I just don’t like this particular law.”

Proof that you have paid very little attention to what others have been saying–particularly me. Search this thread and adduce evidence of any layperson who has offered a positive legal opinion on Judge Smith’s rulings. I don’t recall any such opinion, and I know for sure that I’ve never said that I’m confident that Pryor will lose a second appeal. On the contrary, I read somewhere that the ACLU lawyers were worried about the first appeal b/c they know that the “rights” argument can be dangerous. And the Libertarian websites are especially annoyed that the constitutional bars to a ban of this kind are so tenuous and arguable. My position has never been that of legal expert with a confirmed specialist opinion of the law’s unconstitutionality; always that of a concerned citizen.

As Americans many of us are inclined to believe that our right to privacy is constitutionally guaranteed; but the fact is that there are limits on those protections. All the more reason to be vigilant about judicial nominations. I’d like to see this case won on grounds of the right to privacy; I prefer that to the first rationale which seemed like a dodge, though possibly one that was prudent.
Sauron, there are already answers to almost all of your posts in my prior posts–re-read them if you care too. A few gaps.

“I fail to see how this law is sexually repressive.”

Well that explains a lot. The law is sexually repressive b/c it prohibits the sale of a sexual device intended for private sexual use. In so doing it stigmatizes the use of that device. It also makes it difficult for citizens to get hold of that device if, say, they never travel out of state or do not have internet access.

In case you don’t understand what is meant by “stigmatization”: Do you not imagine that there are many in Alabama who, after reading about the vibrator ban in the papers suddenly felt that he or she would never seek to buy such an “obscene” and morally dubious device–even if he or she traveled out of state?

“It’s commercially repressive, sure. Just like the law against selling alcohol on Sundays. But I don’t see any fewer people drinking because of that law.”

That’s hardly a scientific observation, Sauron. I can, if you wish, point you to evidence that pub closings in nineteenth-century Britain reduced drinking levels among the working classes. In any case, the analogy is weak: vibrator sales are banned 24/7 in Alabama; and it’s also a lot easier to stigmatize the use of a sexual device designed to penetrate a bodily orifice than it is to stigmatize alcohol.

And this again…

“[Pryor] argued that ‘commerce in the pursuit of orgasms by artificial means for their own sake is detrimental to the health and morality of the State.’” Pryor isn’t saying orgasm itself is the issue; he’s saying the commerce in the pursuit of same is detrimental to the health and morality of the State."

Okay, Sauron, I’m going to try this one more time. The law doesn’t mention orgasm, it only mentions obscenity and devices sold to stimulate human genitals. Once you are talking about the pursuit of orgasms you have–though perhaps quite inadvertently–put use into play. You are now suggesting that not only the sale of the device, but the actual use for which the device is intended–not merely the stimulating of genitals but the whole nine yards (ORGASM, GETTING OFF) is what’s problematic for the state’s health and morality.

Pryor could have avoided this by staying closer to the language of the statute. Instead, he opened the door to discussing the articificial orgasm sought for its own sake as matter of public health and morality. It’s my opinion that no one who wasn’t deeply affected my a sexually repressive religious mentality would make that argument phrased in that way–even if he or she felt ethically obligated to win this case to the best of his/her abilities"

Darn! Accidentally cut off my favorite part of Sauron’s post:

“Sweet mother of Abraham Lincoln.”

:bows: You do me great honor, Sauron but though I am expecting an infant of the male persuasion, we have no plans at this time for him to author any emancipatory proclamations. :wink:

Since I’m back, just another assurance to BigD that I’m not blowing him off; I will read his post carefully, but lunchtime has now officially left the building.

Did you read my reasons that Pryor is a viable choice from Bush’s perspective?

Besides, this is hardly anything new. A sitting President will nominate people to the bench who have a comparable political philosophy. You seem to feel this philosophy is antithetical to what the people need. I suggest you work to change who is sitting in the Oval Office during the next election. That’s the only way to solve this problem.

I find the juxtaposition of these two sentences from your last post amusing:

And then, upon referring to a statement of DCH’s:

Sorry, I’m one of those silly people that likes things pointed out to them. I’m of the opinion that none of my points have been answered properly. Can you point out where you answered them?

Nope. That’s not cause-and-effect. Restricting commerce in a sexual device is not the same as sexual repression. You wanna talk sexual repression, let’s talk clitoridectomy.

Yeah, that’s kinda the point of restricting the sale of the device. If they were easy to get, it’d kinda defeat the purpose of the law, now wouldn’t it?

Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

I’m fairly well-read, thanks, and I think I can figure out what “stigmatization” means. Do you honestly imagine that the folks who might want to use one of these items are gonna be swayed by a law banning their sale? Again, not their use, but their sale? “Earl, I tell you what, I’d buy me that Black Mamba clit-diddler I saw on Skinemax, but they don’t sell 'em at Wal-Mart.” Trust me, the people who want to use such an item will find a way to purchase it. In case you didn’t know, magazines such as Hustler and Penthouse are sold in Alabama (gasp!), and they have a wide selection of ads for such items, so lack of Internet access or interstate travel is no barrier.

The stigmatization of these items has reached such a horrific level that my wife, a professional career woman who wears suits and everything, recently purchased one after discussing them in her office with other women. Last month, she attended a party in which another group of her friends joked around with an 18" dildo given to one of the group (an elementary school teacher). In fact, the dildo was one of numerous sex toys given to the elementary school teacher at her birthday party thrown by her fellow elementary school teachers.

Yeah, we’re all hiding under our beds in this state, shamed into oblivion by the Stigma of Sexual Repression.

Bolding mine.

I think this is the main place we part company. Are you seriously suggesting that women (and perhaps men) in Alabama stimulate their genitalia to no purpose whatsoever? The law is written as it is because if you said “We forbid you to sell anything to help you achieve orgasm” that creates a big honkin’ loophole. Purveyors of vibrators could then say “This is just used for genital manipulation; it’s not intended to help someone achieve orgasm.” In my opinion, Pryor was just cutting to the chase in his quote. It’s easier to say “orgasm” than it is to say “stimulate human genitals.” You wanna read a massive agenda into his statement, read away.

And if he had changed this one quote, you’d be peachy-keen with his nomination, right?

On preview: Congrats on your soon-to-arrive little one.

Think again. I’ve skimmed all of your posts, including your links. Not one of them – NOT ONE – deals with the substantive law on this matter. You claim that this law violates the constitutional right to privacy (your specific words: “… all of us are inclined to believe that a sexually repressive law such as this one does indeed violate the constitutional right to privacy”), but you haven’t provided one whit of analysis in favor of that point. Your links don’t provide any such analysis, either; they are just news bulletins about Pryor.

Hell, a few paragraphs up you actually said you weren’t interested in the legal merits of the case. How can you square that disinterest with a claim that you’ve given legal analysis for the proposition that the law is unconstitutional?**

Every single person who has said that Pryor should not take the appeal is implicitly saying the trial judge is right and Pryor and the 11th Circuit are wrong. After all, if the trial court got the law wrong, shouldn’t there be an appeal? Isn’t that the whole goddamn point of appeals in the first place – to correct the errors of lower courts?

In addition to Sauron’s note on this point, I’d like to add that mail order is also an option. If the car and internet deprived can find their way to a pay phone, they are an 800 number away from diddling pleasure.

Fellow Dopers, I took a quick break from work to check in and I am seriously wondering how many are interested in hearing me (or anyone else) reply to the latest posts.

To me it seems as though Sauron’s mainly irked that I object to religious-right appointments to the bench; and while he is entitled to that feeling, I’m not sure that it will lead to very interesting debate. He is now in the midst of arguing that stigmatizing vibrators by banning their sale doesn’t constitute a form of sexual repression (the main evidence for which is his wife’s undamaged interest in amorous experimentation); and he seems to be implying that to qualify as sexually repressive the state’s laws must mandate cliterodectomy.

Estimated Time necessary to eviscerate, um, respond to these and other arguments: 22 minutes including proofreading.

Estimated Interest to Doper Readers: unknown.

Dewey’s latest tack seems to be to insist that I and some others have claimed to have “given [a] legal analysis for the proposition that the law is unconstitutional.” Not only have I never made any such claim, but I specifically denied offering a legal opinion of any kind in my very last post. As a matter of principle, I never make any claims that I’m not qualified to make–and I’m defintely not qualified to assert whether or not Judge Smith’s ruling will withstand legal challenge. Dewey, IMO, is either very tired, or very eager to turn this into a debate about the legal merits of Pryor’s case–a debate, I might add, that only he is qualified to take part in.

Estimated Time necessary to further respond to these and other DCU arguments: 18 minutes including proofreading.

Estimated Interest to Doper Readers: unknown.

I think I can find the required 40 minutes or so to write these responses tonight, but I feel I have to ask: does anyone want to read them? The substance of what I’ve been arguing, which is summarized in bolding in my last post, doesn’t seem to be under much dispute. The rest seems to range from hair-splitting to dead obvious: Do I want a different a guy in the Oval Office? How stigmatizing is a ban on a sex toy? How hard it is for an average Alabaman to get his or her hands on a Steely Dan? Is Sauron’s wife an archetypal Alabama woman or is he just lucky? :wink:

And then there’s Dewey’s latest issue which involves this question: How deeply do we need to familiarize ourselves with legal arguments that aim to justify the state’s regulation of our sexual choices in order to express our opinion as citizens that we don’t want our sexual choices to be regulated by the state?

I can go either way on this, but I don’t want to be the only poster responding to–or still worse, reading–the fountain of demurrals that is sure to ensue.

Can I please have a show of hands?

P.S. No matter what people decided, Dewey, I will definitely find time to read your long post on the legal merits tonight.
P.S.S. Thanks to Sauron for kind words on the soon-to-arrive one.

Let me get this straight: You attempt to take me to task for, as you put it, “summing up” the debate by only repeating my side of things (a charge which I have refuted), then you post this steaming pile?

Give me a break.

I agree with you, though. I see no reason to continue this song-and-dance. Several posters have answered the questions, assertions, and off-the-wall ravings in this thread with facts. Your whole point in this mess seems to be “But he’s a social conserrrrvative!”

I’m at a loss as to how to proceed, especially if you’re going to wallow in the very behavior with which you attempted to impute to me.

Then direct your ire at the appropriate targets: the state legislature.

The whole reason this thing has gone on five pages, as far as I can see, is the inability of those upset with the current state of affairs in Alabama to understand who is responsible for the problem.

I’m not sure you need to develop an especially deep understanding of the legal issue, as long as you grasp the basic point about how Alabama’s laws are made.

If the overall point is that Pryor is a conservative, and you oppose the appointment of conservatives to the federal bench, then I suppose we can take your opposition to Pryor as a given. But since the President is a Republican, and the federal circuit in question contains states not exactly known as hotbeds of liberalism, I think your opposition is rather quixotic.

If you oppose Pryor in any part because of his actions with respect to the law sub judice, then you are, once again, misdirecting your ire.

  • Rick

Well said, Bricker.

Well, being a practical, commonsense kinda guy – not one of your airy-fairy, hand-waving, “sky ain’t blue if the law don’t SAY it’s blue” kinda guys – I just took the basic fact that the Alabama legislators chose to ban the sale of vibrators as evidence that they had some kinda problem with the little buzzers.

Now, you may be right – the Alabama legislators may be wearing remote-controlled strap-on vibrators throughout the legislative session (which might explain a few things) but those same legislators are PUBLICLY averse to vibrators – but I say a difference which makes no difference IS no difference. If Alabama legislators want to be know far and wide as vibrator-sympathetics, let them so proclaim themselves – I’m sure it will garner a little publicity. If they even think what folks do in the privacy of their bedrooms should be left free of governmental conterol, let them proclaim themselves – that, too, would be news.

  1. What Bricker said.

  2. You did not just say you didn’t want your sexual choices regulated by the state. You went further than that. You said such regulation was unconstitutional. That is a legal claim and demands legal analysis.

I’m not expecting the second coming of Learned Hand or anything, but if you think something is unconstitutional you should be prepared to state with reasonable specificity why it is unconstitutional. Hint: “I don’t like the law” is not an argument in support of that position.

To sum up:

“I do not like this law” = your opinion, no analysis needed.

“This law is unconstitutional” = a specific claim requiring analysis.

Let’s examine your statement using logic and Occam’s Razor. If Alabama legislators had a problem specifically with vibrators, don’t you think they would have actually outlawed them? Wouldn’t that be the simplest course of action, given the mindset you’re imputing to them?

To my knowledge (although I could certainly be wrong), the only law on the books in Alabama related to sexual matters between consenting adults in the privacy of one’s own home deals with sodomy. In that matter, Alabama is joined by 12 other states who also outlaw the practice. So I don’t think the state is on the lunatic fringe of Puritanism in that regard. Other than that, the legislature has, indeed, implicitly said “Hey, whatever floats your boat” by not outlawing other activities.

DCU: “You did not just say you didn’t want your sexual choices regulated by the state. You went further than that. You said such regulation was unconstitutional. That is a legal claim and demands legal analysis.”

Dewey, your reading comprehension skills and/or your ability to paraphrase accurately have seriously deteriorated over the course of this thread. This makes debating with you very tiresome. I did not say that the regulation was unconstitutional.

Here is what I did say:

“Probably [some of us in this thread side with Judge Smith’s ruling] because [we] are inclined to believe that a sexually repressive law such as this one does indeed violate the constitutional right to privacy.”

“Inclined to believe” is not a positive assertion, and still less a legal claim.

I also said:

“As Americans many of us are inclined to believe that our right to privacy is constitutionally guaranteed; but the fact is that there are limits on those protections. All the more reason to be vigilant about judicial nominations.”

If you think that such utterances “demand a legal analysis” then you are in effect saying that no one but experts in constitutional law can have an opinion on rights and liberties.

How utterly silly!

Sauron, I’m really sorry if I offended you with my mini-response to your argument (I mean that). Briefly, just to explain and possibly to make amends, it really does strike me as ludicrous suggest that a prohibition on the sale of sex toys doesn’t constitute a form of sexual repression. It may not be a very strong form of repression, and it may be one that you personally don’t find onerous or objectionable. But there’s no way around it: prohibiting the sale of a sexual device is sexually repressive.

Evil, your last post was incredibly funny!

:rolleyes:

I nominate this statement for the “Biggest Cop-Out Award” for 2003.

Really? Look up the word “inclined.”

You really want to have it both ways, don’t you Dewey? If had made a positive claim then you would have “demanded” a legal analysis for which I have no qualifications. But because I’m actually very cautious about things, and almost never make unqualified assertions where I lack expertise, you now say I’m copping out.

You just have to try win no matter what, right?

Well, like I said, I’m used to lawyers so I know the mentality ;).

Uh huh.

Well, let me tell you something, then. You may have free license to post your views on this board, but you don’t have a license to be an absolute drooling idiot.

I know this comment won’t bother you. After all, I didn’t say you were a complete drooling idiot. I said that you didn’t have a license to be a complete drooling idiot. And you don’t, of course, unless there is a highly specialized licensing bureau somewhere I’m not aware of.

I hope this little exercise illustrates the precarious nature of your quoted claim above. When you say, “I’m inclined to believe X,” the natural inference is that you’re making a claim. I agree it’s not as definitive as, “This is absolutely, one-hundred-percent, the way it is!” But neither may you so easily demur when challenged on it.

Well, I do believe that there is a constitutional right to privacy, and that it can be firmly founded on the Fourth and Ninth Amendments (the Ninth, as Dewey is wont to say, affirming that rights can be recognized by law – and a clear inference from the Fourth is that one’s home and person is inviolate without the specific exceptions outlined there. I believe this to be firmly a part of SCOTUS jurisprudence – and if you dislike the Douglassian rhetoric of “emanations and penumbras,” read the analysis in Justice Harlan’s concurring opinion. (The man who calls John Marshall Harlan II a judicial activist becomes in my opinion on a par with the man who believes that the income tax is unconstitutional because President Taft was from Ohio.)

As to whether the Alabama law is unconstitutional, I can see arguments on both sides – the sale of an object that can be used legally should not be made illegal, IMHO, but that’s a question of common sense, not of constitutional law.

What I find much more troubling is the argument made here and in Lawrence v. Texas that states have some right to police the morality of their individual citizens. They have the right to restrict individuals from committing acts that injure others in some way, to be sure – but where does this emanation of the police power reside? (Other than in the Tenth Amendment – I’m talking about what the rights of a free people vs. the powers of its state governments are, and what might be the justification for this power.) What are its limits? Can a state by statute declare whistling in public to evidence a sense of flippancy not consonant with the moral gravity it expects of its citizens, prohibit it, and make the charge stick?

What Bricker said.

That might well be a first amendment violation. Assuming it is not, you will be unsurprised that my answer is “yes, it can.”

Of course, I suspect the whistle-banners would be run out of office on a rail in the next election.

**Bricker **:

“…but you don’t have a license to be an absolute drooling idiot.”

Well gee, Bricker, now that you’ve climbed into the sandbox I feel so insecure… :rolleyes:

“I hope this little exercise illustrates the precarious nature of your quoted claim above.”

No, your little exercise only illustrates that you’re willing to equate a doctorate in jurisprudence with a license to be a drooling idiot. Since you presumably have one of the former, and I don’t, feel free to belittle it as much as you like. :wink:

“When you say, “I’m inclined to believe X,” the natural inference is that you’re making a claim. I agree it’s not as definitive as, “This is absolutely, one-hundred-percent, the way it is!” But neither may you so easily demur when challenged on it.”
The difference between an inclination to believe something and the assertion of positive knowledge reflects (or should reflect) a person’s confidence in their own qualifications.

Let’s be clear on what I have said in this thread with respect to the constitutionality of this law. (Check my posts btw: IIRC the word “unconstitutionality” hardly comes up and not until I’m asked point blank about it by Dewey.) Judge Smith finds the law to be unconstitutional and I’m inclined to believe that he’s right. I certainly hope that he is! As an American I want to believe that the constitution protects me from undue government interference in my my bedroom activities and sex-related purchases: but I know also know that sodomy laws remain on the books; and I know that the Libertarian webpage saw a potential gap with respect to this law; and I know that the ACLU lawyers were worried too.

How, under such circumstances, can I feel qualified to positively assert whether or not Judge Smith’s ruling will prevail? In truth, the best anyone can offer is an educated opinion–such as that which has just been offered by Polycarp, and I lack the background to produce the post that he just did.

Believe me, if I were Alan Dershowitz I’d be all over this thread with a legal analysis and then some. Knowing me as well as you do, do you doubt it? :wink:

As is stands I’ve offered a qualified political analysis that I feel very capable to make. And along the way I’ve offered several truly positive assertions: e.g., that a prohibition on the sale of vibrators is sexually repressive; that the will to power has nothing to do with the courts, etc. In these cases I felt and feel confident enough in my knowledge and credentials to speak with authority.

I find it very bizarre that you guys are so ready to attack me for insisting that I lack the qualifications to make a claim that I never made and never would make.

Perhaps I should be flattered that you think I’m so omniscient? :wink: