Dewey! Minty! Come a runnin'!!

I know you’re just being snarky, but allow me to put on my no-humor lawyer hat and point out that “orgasm” is not part of the statute. Presumably your Aunt Ora has genitals and is aware that they are capable of stimulation, and even if she isn’t she’s certainly aware of what “genitals” are and what it means to “stimulate” something. She would certainly be capable of determining the facts of the case.

Besides, what, really, is your point anyway? That little old ladies are incapable of making factual determinations about the use of private parts? Rape statutes are sometimes defined in terms of genital contact, but surely your Aunt Ora could serve on a jury in a rape trial without too much embarrassment. Why do you think the elderly are incapable of handling terms like “genitals”?

To tell you the truth, as Eugene V. Debs is my witness, I never for a moment dreamed you would take this matter as seriously as you have. I kinda figured you and Minty and maybe Sua would kick this bit of legal drivel about, sort of like a moot court hacky-sack. It never crossed by mind that you would actually defend this juris imprudence, having wildly overestimated your innate sense of nonsense.

OK, funs over, you can tell us now: you’re putting us all on, right? Pretending that you actually believe that this deserves anything more than derision? All a big whoosh, right, Dewey?

'Cause you’re starting to worry me a little here.

elucidator:

My points about the AG’s ethical responsibilities are 100% correct. I absolutely believe the AG has an obligation to vigorously defend the laws of his state from constitutional challenge. That’s true whether it’s a law forbidding the sale of vibrators or a law forbidding the sale of handguns, and it’s true whether the AG is a John Ashcroft lover or a Naderite. I take the rules of professional responsibility very seriously. And in the name of fighting ignorance, I feel an obligation to point out their applicability to the OP.

As for the law itself – there is a solid argument that the law is perfectly constitutional. That doesn’t mean that I like the law or consider it to be good public policy. It just means it may not be unconstitutional. The 11th Circuit’s opinion is sound in its analysis. Obviously, reasonable minds can differ on that, but I think it shows that the state’s arguments are not without merit.

People all too frequently toss out the “unconstitutional” label for laws they find personally distasteful. It’s a mistake to do so. A law can be stupid or immoral or even evil and still not necessarily be unconstitutional. By the same token, a law can be intelligent or moral or good and still fail to pass constitutional muster. The terms are not synonyms.

Be that as it may, respect for the law should not drive one to extremes. Laws that border on the irrational degrade respect for the law, by the simplest possible path: by degrading the respect the law deserves. A law that imposes arbitrarily on human sexuality (and its limitless perversions, so long as they don’t actually scare the horses) without a clear determination and demonstration that such regulation is necessary and just is not worthy of the dignity of “law”. A man who assists in such a process is in no wise serving the law, he is degrading and corrupting it by warping it impose the state’s sanction on entirely personal and entirely harmless behavior.

Taking Mandy’s post above as valid, it is clear that Mr. Pryor quite approves of the legal philosophy reflected in this legal nugget of Calvinistic horse-hocky. I trust in your good sense enough to believe that you do not.

So say you.

The problem is that there is a long history of such laws, and I suspect that most states in the US today have laws that flout the strictures you’ve described above.

So while you may say that you wish the state of affairs were as you describe, I think you’re completely off base to declare with authority that all such laws ARE undeserving of respect.

In other words, elucidator, the people of the various states, through their elected representatives, get a much bigger voice in these issues than you do.

  • Rick

All such law ARE undeserving of respect. The mere fact that a legislature solenmnly intones nonsense does not alter the fact that it is nonsense.

I agree it is a regretable state of affairs. I devote some considerable effort to correct that.

** Dewey Cheatem Undhow **:

“I explicitly stated that Pryor may indeed favor this statute as a matter of policy.”

Yes, Big D, and I just as explicitly acknowledged your point–more than once in fact. My point hasn’t been to refute your argument; but only to argue the likelihood of a political and moral agenda in addition to the professional duties you have so adequately detailed.

“He may masturbate over copies of the law every night for all I know.”

He may… But let’s not forget that we’re talking about a man who has argued that artificially induced orgasms sought for their own sake are detrimental to health and morals. Hence, if what you hypothesize is true, and if the masturbatory act involves an electronic device such as a battery-operated reading light, this might well constitute a violation of Alabama law!

“He DOES have an ethical obligation to the state to defend it from legal challenges.”

Already conceded, dear Dewey. But there is more than one way for an AG to execute his or her ethical obligations. In conjunction with the rest of his record, and in light of his public statements, Pryor’s activities do suggest to me that he is a political partisan of, as well as the official legal advocate for , the law in question.

“Why you continue to try to expand that argument into something broader is really quite perplexing.”

Well, here, to be precise, is what the OP says:

“GeeDubya wants to nominate a man who wants to make clit buzzers illegal!”

Now your argument is that what Pryor “wants” is strictly a matter of professional obligation. My point is that there is evidence that he is also allied politically (and perhaps personally) with the conservative moral agenda that this law exemplifies.

My point is also that Bush’s nomination is no accident–no mere matter (as you seemed at one point to allege) of there being a dearth of qualified Republican nominees in the state(s) in question. In fact, I have argued, the political success of Bush and the Republican Party profoundly depends on courting the religious right, a policy that Bush pursues in large part by making hair-raising nominations to the bench.

Once again: I’ve asked at least 3 times for you either to agree to disagree with this analysis and the best you can do is to call me an ass, accuse of me of not reading your posts, and claim that I’m improperly broadening the argument. Well I’d say that my cited evidence of Pryor’s being up to his eyeballs in the religious right agenda is well within the bounds of this debate which conerns not only Pryor’s anti-vibrator resume, but also Bush’s nominees and their profiles. If that makes me an ass, then so be it.

“Yes, if that is the rationale the legislature was seeking to vindicate when it passed the law in the first place.”

As a matter of fact, the legislature was not seeking to vindicate Pryor’s (absurd) argument that orgasms sought artificially for their own sake are detrimental to health and morals. The original motive for the law was to do with nude dancing in the area; legislation against that resulted in the inadvertent introduction of broad obscenity language which–quite by accident–outlawed the personal use of buzzers. Here is just one of many reasons why an Alabama AG could easily fulfill his ethical obligations to defend the state from legal challenges without, Pryor-like, pulling out the stops.

“I also think that if, say, Alabama had passed extraordinarly stringent gun control laws that Mr. Pryor would be ethically obligated to defend those laws from constitutional legal challenges mounted by the NRA and others, even if he personally thought those laws were an affront to all that is good and decent.”

I agree that he would too. But it’s also no secret that the political profile of an AG makes an impact on how he or she defends what he or she defends. As I’ve said numerous times, not only was there no evidence of a clothespin to the nose in this case, but just the opposite.

Now I’m aware that you’ve also suggested that the legal merits of the case themselves might be of interest to Pryor. And–true to my good-hearted nature ;)-- I have agreed that might also be a factor. Still, it seems increasingly deluded to ignore the fact that in addition to these morally and politically neutral motives, Pryor seems to enthusiastically embrace the religious right agenda. Have you not seen enough to convince you?

“PS – the AG is not “handpicked” in Alabama. He is elected.”

Yep. That’s why I gave you only hypothetical examples of Sullivan or Kennedy picks, as well as why I specifically described Pryor as being “in cahoots” with the fundie governor–not handpicked by him.

“Let us suppose for the moment that this law was passed in a state where the Christian right is not a huge political factor. Let us further suppose that the AG of that state is an independent who is politically moderate. Finally, let us suppose that there is a strong argument to be made that this law is perfectly constitutional. Given those parameters, would it be appropriate for the AG to defend the law, including appealing the decisions of lower courts?”

This is an awkward hypothetical for several reasons: 1) it’s hard to imagine the law passing in a state without the Christian right. 2) you’re excluding the possibility (which I happen to believe) that there is an even stronger argument to be made this this law is not constitutional.

Here is an interesting sidepoint. According to this column on the subject, Georgia has the same obscenity code that resulted in the inadvertent vibrator ban in Alabma.

An excerpt:

“And you Georgians better knock off the Alabama jokes because Georgia has pretty much the same law in its obscenity code. I once thought it had been ruled unconstitutional, too, but it hasn’t. What happened was, Atlanta law-enforcers made a vibrator case, and though a Fulton County jury convicted the suspect, it publicly said the 1968 state law was “archaic” and noted such gadgets can have therapeutic value.”

Now I suppose that an AG with an, er, axe to grind on this subject might have disliked the jury’s decision and, perhaps, contemplated an appeal of some kind. The circumstances aren’t the same, of course. I realize the difference between a simple case of enforcing a long-forgotten law and a constitutional challenge to a fairly recent law–albeit one passed inadvertently. But it still goes to suggest just how activist Pryor seems to be with respect to repressing private sexual choice in his state. Of course, it’s possible that in attempting to police the sexual choices of Alabamans, Pryor is only the dutiful, um, tool of the legislature. But, given what we know, it seems much more likely that he’s signed on to the politics and morality in question.

And in either case, let me remind you, we still have President Bush, who is free to choose from among any number of qualified judges and lawyers in three states, making a beeline for the one with the religious-right profile.

“I think you’re letting your blinding hatred of all things Republican get in the way of cool analysis of the facts.”

As a matter of fact, I don’t hate “all things Republican” in the least. There are, after all, those attractive blue suits that the women are so fond of :wink:

As to cool analyses of the facts, well, :cool:. Need I say more?

Honestly, Big D, I can imagine how annoying it must be for you to be prodded with the reality of Republican political beholdenness to religious fundamentalism, and a Puritanical fear of sex. Why don’t you call me an ass a few more times? It might make you feel better ;).

Oh and, Bricker, please rest assured that neither you nor Dewey needs to instruct me on basic questions about attorney practice. I’m just about the only person in my family who isn’t a lawyer, and, as a result, am a reasonably well-informed layperson with respect to what lawyers do. (How else could I keep up with the hair-splitting that you two are prone to? :wink: ) In any case, I haven’t misunderstood Dewey’s arguments; I’ve simply found them insufficient. Presumably that is more clear than ever now.

Blue suits? That’s it? After all these years, I finally find out and it turns out to be blue suits?

I can’t speak for what goes on in Alabama, however, here in Ontario, a common way for a government to get rid of a law it does not like, without opening a can of worms by bringing it before the legislature, is to let the courts toss the law out as being unconstitutional and then not appeal the decision or not appeal the decision all the way to the top.

The Attorney General reflects the government’s wishes when it comes to deciding which decisions to appeal, which decisions not to appeal, and which decisions to only apeal partway up the ladder.

For example, in Ontario the law prohibiting anal sex (Criminal Code s.159) was struck down by the courts, but not appealed to the Supreme Court of Canada. By not appealing the Ontario Court of Appeal decision to the SCC, the Ontario government was able to let a bad law be struck down without risking having the issue religious right making a big stink over it. In this matter, it was less risky to let the courts strike the law than try to remove the law via the legislature. This method of disposing of bad laws would not happen if the Attorney General blindly defended against any constitutional attacks.

Remember, any given government may not like certain laws passed by pervious governments, but at the same time may not have the political wherewithall to face these laws head on in the legislature. An effective back door method to deal with such roblem laws is for the Attorney General, as an instrument of the government, to be very selective in deciding what to appeal. and how far to appeal.

That being said, the Attorney General is a member of Cabinet, and has a tremendous amount of pull., particularly over legal matters, so while any given attorney general may not personally agree with a position that he or she must take as Attorney General, more often than not there is a correlation.

(Darned if I can remember his name, but quite a while back we had a gay Ontario Attorney General who could not come out of the closet due to the general prejudice against gays. Now that he is retired, he has not only come out, but also has talked about how he handled issues in which the government line differed from his own position. I think there was a lengthy interview with him in in Canadian Lawyer last year, but don’t quote me on it.)

Democratic self-governance is a “regrettable state of affairs?” Maybe, except when compared with the alternatives.

Mandelstam: the OP asserted that Mr. Pryor wanted to ban clit-diddlers solely on the basis of his decision to appeal the decision to the 11th Circuit. That inference was the one I was contesting.

As Bricker pointed out earlier, and as I have also said since, there may well be other evidence (some of which has been posted here) that Mr. Pryor is a social conservative cut from the Victorian mold. If so, fine. I am not trying to defend Mr. Pryor as a paragon of judicial excellence. I am merely pointing out a flawed inference drawn by the OP.

As for this:

Cite? Because this notion goes against the plain language of the statute – it explicitly makes illegal not only obscenity, but also devices “designed or marketed as useful primarily for the stimulation of human genital organs.” That’s pretty specific language. It’s hard to see how it would “inadvertantly” outlaw vibrators – it appears to be quite clearly directed specifically at vibrators and similar devices. **

You didn’t answer the question. Regarding your comments:

  1. It’s certainly possible, even if it might be unlikely. Besides, it’s a hypothetical. I stipulated no powerful Christian Coalition because I wanted to isolate that as a variable.

  2. My hypo only states that there is a strong argument for constitutionality. It does not stipulate that such an argument will prevail, or that other, better arguments do not exist. The point is that the state has a colorable claim that its law is constitutional. Given that, isn’t defending the law the proper course of action?

I am not a Canadian lawyer, but both of our systems are common-law based, so I think this point would be just as valid in your system: if the AG failed to appeal to the SCC, then the appellate court’s decision is only binding in Ontario. Why is that a good thing? The law wasn’t really overturned anywhere outside of Ontario.

Same thing here, BTW. The district court’s ruling does not reverse the law; it isn’t terribly valuable as precedent and only truly binds the same trial court that issued it. If the 11th Circuit struck it down, it would strike it down all across Alabama (and would nail any similar laws in Georgia or Florida). And if the SCOTUS heard the case, it would invalidate any such laws nationwide.

We don’t have many provinces/territories, so when one provincial court of appeal (particularly that of a major province) makes a decision, the other provinces’ courts will consider it very seriously. Binding, no, but still highly persuasive. If there are differing court of appeal decisions, then often the matter will eventually be taken to the Supreme Court of Canada.

I forgot to mention previously that if it is a federal law that is offensive to people in a province (e.g. that criminal code one) it can be a heck of a lot easier to have it removed via the courts than for the province’s government and legislature to push the federal Parliament.

So as I understand it, the argument as it stands now is:

The OP points out that Pryor, Bush’s nominee, has vigorously defended Alabama’s clit-buzzer law. He’s also defended a shitload of other stupid Alabama laws as well. Is he an appropropriate nominee?

DCH, Bricker and a couple of others have maintained that it’s inappropriate to draw conclusions about Pryor’s personal opinions one way or the other based on his defense of the idiot clit buzzer law, because it’s his duty to defend it no matter how asinine he might think it is.

DCH allowed as how it might be possible to ascertain Pryor’s true feelings on the subject by investigating quotes, articles, AG opinions, etc. Mandelstam obliged by doing so, posting a bunch of quotes that indicate a generally moral-conservative approach by Pryor.

So that’s it. Argument over. Bush’s appointee is one of thos blue-nosed busybodies who thinks the best place to practice law is in your bedroom. If anyone has any other basis for defending Pryor I suppose we could go over that. Perhaps he treats his dog nicely …

Beware what you’re saying there. An argument to expedience is not a good argument. The ends do not justify the means.

Asserting that a law is “offensive to people in a province” is just that, an assertion. If the law was really terribly offensive to a significant number of a province’s citizens, you’d think they’d make enough noise in the legislature to have the law changed. Running to the courts is the sort of action taken by someone who wants to change a law that most people do not find offensive.

Evil Captor: so am I to understand by your post that social conservatives are to be barred from the federal judiciary entirely?

And the left complains about the right having “litmus tests.” Sheesh.

And FWIW, Mandelstam’s list of quotes don’t prove as much as she thinks they do. Many of them were lifted from oral arguments made in defense of this law – when AG Pryor says “there is no constitutional right to purchase a product to use in pursuit of having an orgasm,” he is simply stating part of the legal theory upon which he is defending his client. Other parts of her “quotations” are not quotations of Pryor at all – she cites a People For the American Way characterization of the Federalist Society in the same manner as she does quotations from Pryor himself, for example.

I have little doubt that Pryor is a social conservative, but you’re going to have to do better than that to paint him as some kind of evil hybrid of Jack Chick and Inspector Javert.

I think the majority is just too apathetic to change things on most occassions, laws stay on the books purely by inertia.

Dewey, my faith in democracy has been all but destroyed.

It requires that 51% of people actually give a shit. Less than half of the people who can vote actually do, and how many of those who vote actually do research into the voting history of their State Legislators? Sad to say, not enough to counter the scores of ignorant voters who will surely water down each informed vote.

The chance of a legislator getting voted out of office because of some obscure anti-clit buzzer law is slim to none. All you need are a majority of blue nosed, red necked octogenarians in the state house and inertia will keep the laws on the books until the end of time.

If I were a sexually frustrated individual woman in the State of Alabama, I could probably write my lawmakers and go around handing out pamphlets until the cows come home, and it wouldn’t make a goddamn bit of difference.

But if I went down to a federal district court and filed a complaint, I could challenge the constitutionality of the law and maybe have a faint glimmer of hope that I’d get somewhere. At least a snowballs chance in hell, greater than by democratic means.

Democracy doesn’t work, Dewey. It’s a sham. And all your idealistic platititudes about the will of the majority are just that, empty statements that mean nothing.

Please remember that criminal law in Canada is a federal affair. Provincial legislatures have no power to change it in any way. They can lobby the federal government, but that’s as far as it goes. So if a law is deeply offensive to the population of a given province, as, say, Bill C-68 is to the residents of Alberta, there’s sweet fuck all they can do about it (since federal electoral power all lies in Ontario and Quebec), besides arranging for it not to be enforced in Alberta, which process will generally include not appealling any court decisions which strike down said law (not that I can think of any reason that particular law would be struck down - it’s merely stupid and counterproductive, not in violation of our constitution). Is this undemocratic? I don’t see how - if the people of Alberta are offended by such action on the part of their provincial government, they’re perfectly free to boot Ralphie & Co. out of office come next election. Is this imposing their will on those in other provinces by means of judicial fiat? No, because other provinces can, if they so desire, run a case up to the Supreme Court of Canada (or merely win in their own provincial appeals court).

Expediency in this instance (removal of unconstitutional laws) is a good thing, for it permits the government to get the job done without clogging up the legislature, and while protecting the constitutional rights of the people. If the matter is of particular interest to someone who still wants the law kept on the books, then the oppostion can raise the issue in the legislature or even table a bill, and any a special interest group with something to contribute to the argument can intervene in the court action. These are strong balances to the government’s power.

At the end of the day, if a law is struck down by the courts for being unconstitutional, it puts the government in a good position vis a vis the opposition, for it is one thing for the opposition to oppose a government’s bill to remove a law, and it is quite another for the opposition to argue that a law that has been found unconstitutional should be redrafted. That forces the opposition to get serious about what issues it pushes. This is a good balance to the opposition’s ability to tie up the legislature.