HEE-HEE-HEE! HOO-HOO-HOO-! BWAH-HA-HA-HA!
Even when he’s playin’ a “tough guy” this wilting lily is being played by the shortest stars in Hollywood!
Check The Link!
DiCaprio is an elf.
He wishes.
~Arden
Pervy Elf Fancier
Wait…like a cat fancier? Oh god, on top of everything else we’re supposed to worry about being show quality too?
I read the link. What’s the point of this thread. Di Caprio is short? So what. He has potential access to more high quality female action in a day that you will in a lifetime. Why make fun of him because he is short?
Tom Cruise is short, too.
I wonder what the deal is…fat, ugly Hollywood producers are conspiring to make teeny weeny guys into sex symbols?
According to the IMDb, DiCaprio is 5’ 11". That’s not short. Not that I care. He’s no favorite of mine.
So… Di Caprio’s movie is not as popular as a movie with some short characters?
Wow! I hope you can read my post over the giant whooshing sound. I can barely type, it’s so freakin’ loud! Bosda’s laughing because The Two Towers beat Catch Me if You Can at the box office! Notice the thread title: Di Caprio Buttboy For Little Men With Hairy Appendages. Can you hear me? I’m gonna get out of this thread now before I go deaf!
Ok…
Speaking as a short male, of course… short men just have that kind of draw at the box office. (assuming you meant that the short men are “playing”/defeating Di Caprio).
Rottentomatos.com, look up “Catch Me If You Can”. Pretty friggin high, huh?
Now, could you maybe tell us why you’re creaming in your underoos because TT is beating CMIYC?
Maybe because the title of the article is amusing?
Hobbits Whup Leonardo DiCaprio’s Ass
Well, I snickered.
Tuck, Arden, you get the brass ring.
The rest of you— 50 LASHES!!!
With a wet noodle. 
Okay, so I get this thread now (sort of) but the linked article still eludes me. Lord of the Rings outsells Catch Me If You Can, and this is newsworthy? Anyway, this weekend DiCaprio pulled just over $41M, compared with the Hobbits’ $48.9M. How does this justify being called an ass-whupping?
With all due respect that OP it’s one of the lamest whooshes I’ve ever experienced, but then again, I have been wooshed by the best.
I have to admit, the thread title is causing extremely naughty images of DiCaprio in a threesome with 'Lijah Wood and Sean Astin.
'Scuse me…I need to be alone now.
Ahh! Ugh! Eew! Where’s that ick smiley when we need it?
You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Tosses Michael Ellis a Liv Tyler/Cate Blanchett/Miranda Otto bone to shush him up
I think you mean “boner”.