… wake up today with a feeling of déja vu?
Yeah. Just like yesterday.
I woke up with a feeling of être vu … I’m sure tomorrow will clarify this …
I’m more likely to experience vuja dé – the strange, uncanny feeling that this has never happened before.
That actually has a name: jamais vu (“never seen”). There’s also presque vu (“almost seen”).
It was deja vu all over again!
-Yogi Berra
I couldn’t play piano yesterday.
You know, I don’t think it was that good of a movie.
And can you today?
Hell, no! Tomorrow, maybe?
Burpo, you make me laugh!
I wake up every morning to a new day.
Not a Stephen Kingfan, huh?
No, it’s this thread again.
How long have we been here?
It’s hard to say. Try again later.
(I am not turning the 8-ball over again)
Every day I’m happy that I woke up. 
I check the obits every morning to make sure I didn’t die in my sleep.
That’s the best you can hope for according to some old gambler.
Yeah, but consider the source.
What’s the first thing you remember?