My friend pointed out to me that the toilet paper manufactured by “SCA Tissue” has as it’s intended use dealing with a “scat issue”.
I just caught the OP’s name…my hat’s off. You have a tough job.
Yes, you are, and that is why we all love you so much!
*AcipHex. *
Sounds just like a hiccup to me. 
There were two guys sitting at a bar. One complained to the other “My stomach hurts like Hell!” The other says, “Must be be that barbiturate.”
am not, am not, am not! 
Paragod22510, being a middle level god must be hard too.
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Most generic drugs tend to get labels (on their boxes and on pharmacy prescription labels) which indicate the manufacturer next to the generic drug name. Usually, this is a short form. APO refers to Apotex, Ratio to Ratiopharm, Sandoz to, well, Sandoz, etc.
And Pharmascience? They use PMS. Makes me giggle.
Sandoz manufactures a hypromellose eyedrop named Eye-Lube. I happen to think that it is one of the most disgusting names they could have come up with. Other people don’t seem so bothered by it. They also make an antihistamine/cold relief suppository named Creo-Rectal. It sells well in Quebec for some reason!
And EZ-EM, the makers of various contrast-imaging barium products is a short form of the first product made and sold by the founders; a kit for a barium-based Easy Enema.
I still get a juvenile giggle out of the butt-ointment called “Anusol.” I know it’s a perfectly fitting name, but … anus.
Plus, they pronounce it “An-you-sol” which just makes it sound like they’re trying to hide it.