Honest. It’s even a med for treating something that goes on in your GI tract.
Oh, they don’t spell it that way, but the next time you see the TV commercial for AcipHex, listen to the words.
I’m not making this up: http://www.aciphex.com/
I’ve been totally ripping on that every time a commercial comes on. I secretly hope one of their side effects is the dreaded “anal leakage.”
Aciphex has been a godsend for hubby. He used to have a lot of stomach pain, so much so that he cut down on eating and lost a good bit of weight. This stuff works.
I read the bottle before I heard it pronounced, so I never think of it as Ass Effects. When someone says the word I think of stomach acid. Aci- phex.
ETA: and no, he doesn’t have any leakage.
To paraphrase the linked-to page: ugh…yuck…nasty
I’m glad you posted this just as I am having a horrendous attack of piles. Piles must be the most painful, disgusting complaint known to mankind. I want to die.
I was always tickled by that erectile dysfunction medication commercial:
“Can’t get an erection? See Alice!”
Maybe it’s just me…
I think she’ll know…
Well, as the song said, “One pill makes you larger…” 
As a much older song said, you gotta see Alice every night or you won’t see Alice at all.
I always think of the Eastern bluebird, Latin name Sialia sialis. I don’t know what color the pills are, but the phrase that comes to mind is “Blue Pill of Happiness”.
BTW, yes, Aciphex is a great drug name.
then there are a pair of drugs … cozaar and zocaar … i take one, mrAru takes the other. :rolleyes:
I always find the generic name, tadalafil, to be exciting.
“Aww, I have droopy dick. Ta-da!”
Do you take it to treat Ass-Burgers syndrome?
I’ve taken this for YEARS, and its a damn miracle. No more 3 a.m. puking because of reflux.
I don’t care if they called it Pitchfork-Rape-by-Flying-Monkeys. The stuff works!
Someday, I’m going to go into the pseudopharmaceutical business. When I do I’m going to make a pill for men called Levantra and one for women called Norakatall. I’ll make millions.
The Levitra people might get a little angry with you 