If that’s how he performs when he cheats, Kerry’s got nothing to worry about.
I had this great vision of Clinton with a big ol’ joint, a bag of chips, and a few forties kicking back and laughing his ass off at the TV.
<channelling Jay>
Yo, brown eye! What this debate needs is one FAT blunt. Those two gay motherfuckers on stage ain’t dick, yo!
</cJ>
My thoughts exactly when I saw the thread title. What would the cheat sheet have said?
Kerry = flip-flopper
Saddam = bad
Terrorists = bad
Freedom = good
Every new thread that pops up with some crap like this or another thread about the swift-boat vets or someone’s war record make me wish for the End to come now.
Please, I’ll take it in the form of:
Nuclear War
Meteor Strike
Comet Strike
Massive Disease
Earth Cracks Open
Moon Chashes Into Earth
Aliens Invade and Kill Everyone
The Apes Take Over
Anything but more of this shit. If the world doesn’t end, can we just become Communist? The Soviets never talked politics unless they wanted an unscheduled long-term vacation in the middle of the night. I’d kill myself but I’ll go to hell and be forced to keep up with Republicans vs Democrats for the rest of eternity.
<slipping into numbness>
That was some funny shit, but there is a grievous error on page 5. It isn’t “barbed wier”, it is “bobwar”. ROFLMAO
Work = hard
Yeah, that was pretty damn funny.
He was so bad, so very very VERY bad. Embarrassingly pathetic. I’ve long thought he was stupid, I’ve long hated many of his policies, but there were some issues that I support, such as opening ANWR, that are sure to be shot down by the democrats (no, I’m not republican), and I was planning on voting for those issues, despite how I’ve felt about Bush.
But now, I’m really hard pressed to support him, unless I can be fairly certain that they’ll keep him away from sharp instruments and in a padded room, and let the grownups do the work.
Sigh…
I so hate the other one too. This sucks.
I’m concerned about what will happen to Reeder when Kerry gets elected. He will have lost his reason for being, his will to live. He’ll have to start threads about how the cattle on Bush’s ranch don’t get enough feed per day or something.
Maybe if they fall off bicycles he’ll have something worth a post.
Funny, I had visions of a crude drawing of an oil well, spurting oil. Next to that, a stick figure of a person holding a bag with a big dollar sign on it. Next to that, the word “ME” and an arrow pinting to the stick figure.
Huh. Kinda like how some republicans can’t seem to let go of Clinton?
Why yes, yes he did. According to other threads here he also had an earphone and the RNC bribed somebody and acquired a list of the questions well before the debate.
Combine all that with the voting machine conspiracy and the still veiled October Surprise and it’s clear that when Kerry loses it will be because he was cheated. Just like Gore was cheated four years ago and Carter was cheated back in '80 and … :rolleyes:
New book coming out says we wiretapped Chirac. Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.
/just saying.
Every one of Reeder’s moronic, irrelevant, and unsubstantiated whinges makes me a little closer than voting Bush, and seriously, I’m a lifelong Democrat. Christ, I just feel embarrassed to be on the same side as Reeder.
Maybe, but do you think trading Reeder for Brutus is an improvement? :eek:
And it’s because a lot of people are going to think that way that every precaution possible should be taken to provide an accurate and verifiable vote no matter who wins.