Did Clinton REALLY Give Away Some National Parks?

Modesty forbids…

Oh yeah, unlike the whining conservative capatalists who want to rule the world. Fortunately, they, too, don’t have the vaguest clue how to do anything right, so they’re not likely to succeed either (thank dog!).

That’s right, go ahead and boil it all down to simple, much-repeated sound-bites. That’s really thinking for yourself! Both extreme Democrats (“whining liberal socialists”) and extreme Republicans (“whining conservative capatalists”) make me sick. You all have no clue about reality and the real world.

But we’re learning, thanks to CBS!

Sorry buddy. We are not going to join you in your own little world. Fact is, most conservatives in the US would happily disband the UN if given half the chance. The Blue Hats are a pain in the ass who drag us into places we have no business going to (eg Somalia), make the situation even worse than before, and expect us to pay the lion’s share of the bills afterwords.

No, no… the whining conservative capitalists don’t want to use the U.N. to take over the world, they want to use Wall Street… and big businesses… rather than a world government.

When the dust settles from all these groups who are out to take over the world (what we do every night, Pinky), I hope it’s the World Zionist Conspiracy of Jews who succeed, then perhaps I’d get a small country to rule.