Dear Fans:
During an attempt to rewrite the Kodaly Method so that I could not only give the Skinnies out behind Devil’s Tower the finger, but get the Von Trapps sent to Dachow, I came to some puzzling musical arithmatacies.
To wit: If there are infinite tones between an octave (which in inself suggests “8”, no?), why and how has the moden tonal frequency structure been divided into 11 sections? (If we declare that the octave is actually the root tone, but double the frequency). 11 is a weird number. A prime number so why not 13? Why not 10? What about the current division of tones makes them “acceptable”, exposure or math?
What gives tonal steps their “finality” or “completeness”? The frequency change between half-steps is a constant, and that suggests math. Does a major scale build and come to a common sense resolution because I have been raised around music, or is something “higher” taking place, like an audible mathmatical word-problem? Human hearing with brains or simple exposure? Pachabel’s Canon in D is one big major scale, with major scales over the top, a classic, but not entirely imaginative. Possibly accepted because of mathmatical “Seasame Streetness”?
I understand that if atonality were appreciated/accepted, TOLERABLE (and therein lies the question) Phil Glass would be Bon Jovi. This isn’t about that. Atonality relies on the current music structure to validate itself.
Could the span inbetween an octave be divided into a different number of half-steps and sound appreciable? If no, is that because the math would be incorrect?
Slide trombones, slide whistles, fretless stringed instruments and Gazoos are all capable of presenting miriad tones, but are only palatable when being presented within the current musical structures. Again, Phil Glass with a Gazoo, or a bullet to the head and shit.
We have a musical structure, major and minor scales, with all the modes in between (which are really all the same scale patterns played from a different starting tonic, right?), that has some kind of mechanical “rightnesss” based on math, right?
So, did we invent music, or discover it? Darwin would problably say we copied birds or some shit. If it were there to begin with, it’s like old as math?
K-to-tha-MixoLydian