My wife and daughter spent yesterday at a photographer’s modelling. It’s gonna be on 5 billboards around here.
The ad is a billboard for a family practice. They’re the highly attractive and satisfied customers (Hmmm. Why wasn’t I asked to pose.)
Anyway, it’s sure to be a huge success, as my wife and daughter are the two most attractive human beings on the planet, and they can’t help but draw in customers.
I’m certain that this is just the first step. Pretty soon you’ll be seeing my family in commercials and magazine ads in stuff. Then they’ll play the family of Bruce Willis in his next action flick.
What if Bruce WIllis decides he likes my family?
Will he try to take them from me? Will they go? I don’t really have much of a shot against Bruce Willis, you know?
I’m big and rugged, but I ain’t good looking any more than Cro-Magnon was.
Maybe they’ll let me play one of the bad guys that gets shot in the first scene by Bruce Willis. It’s the least the Sumbitch could do before he steals my family.
Maybe this billboard wasn’t such a good idea. I feel insecure.
Don’t worry. Just keep metallic objects away from them.
Well, there’s always Demi Moore. It follows that if your Cro-Magnon looks were good enough to grab the attention of such a beautiful woman as your wife, you shouldn’t have much trouble charming Ms. Moore either. That should teach that balding bastard not to mess with ya. :). And may I suggest adopting the girl from the Pepsi commercials. Scylla, Demi and Pepsi Girl. What in the world could top that?
NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE SCHOOL! NO MORE FRIGGIN’ SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!
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Just finished my last final. It was Physics, and since my teacher was a complete moron, our section got to skip the parts we hadn’t learned. In other words, I didn’t have to take half of the test.
I’ve spent the last half hour or so jumping around wildly and yelling incomprehensibly at the top of my lungs. I’ve also been trying to get other people to dance, but aside from a few close friends, most everybody’s just looked at me funny.
And to top it all off, my movie, which my friend and I made and which was the subject of the “Pooky, The Exploding Bird” thread is FINISHED. I’m positively giddy. Absolutely stupenderific. This mood is all shades of freaky. I’M DONE!
And now, I’m off to try to convince some people to do the monkey with me. Later!
Actually, my wife used to model a bit too. Now she is “just” an engineer. I had a link on a post a long time ago for a couple of our wedding pics… be damned of I can find it now. Oh well. If anyone is really curious I can probably find them in photopoint still and post a URL.
Better check the model release. I bet they’ll pop up later on another billboard or two. This time for a plastic surgeon (your wife as “before,” your daughter as “after”).
