Hmm. You do mean complimentary vomit bag, don’t you? I can understand how kleenex could come in handy for cleaning up vomit, but I really thing a bag would vastly reduce the need to wipe up.
Funny you should mention this. I had cause to bring it up last week when somebody was confused about my reference to Jabba firing up his Lightdildo. Glad to see somebody out there appreciates the finer things.
Leia was probably into Jabba and her disgust was all an act put on to make sure she didn’t look like a whore. Jabba had the tongue action going on and I’m sure he could do large numbers of kinky things with his tail.
S’cuse me, I must go scrub my brain with Lysol now…
That bit about Hutts reproducing asexually is also in the second book in the Young Han Solo Trilogy by AC Crispin.
I always assumed Jabba was going to lick her or something like that
The scene mentioned in the OP took place in Jabba’s throne room, IIRC, Dooku. So I assumed Artoo was elsewhere (Namely on the sail barge)
there is a star wars novel I believe it is called Tales of the Bounty Hunters or something close to that anyway Jabba has Leia sen to Boba Fett’s room basically to have sex with him, and Leia says something like I will kill you if you touch me, but Fett doesnt and says something like he doesnt believe in sex before marriage…yeah it was kind of corny
The IG-88 story was probably one of the coolest 
Boba Fett must have learned some good lessons from his mother! 
It’s not just for romance novels, y’know.
Well, hermaphroditic doesn’t neccessarily mean asexual. It’s been a long time since I read the Han Solo trilogy. Did Crispin actually say asexual?
The databank entry is unclear as to whether the hutts impregnate themselves or each other.
Is it for sale on EBAY or something? I’ve always wanted to get my GF into something like that!
I’ve seen several sites by cosplay fans who make Princess Leia outfits, dunno if they’re on Ebay or not, but if you google “Princess Leia slavegirl metal bikini” or something along those lines – you should pull up some sites that offer it. Prolly not cheap.
Try The Magic Wardrobe.
For an interesting take on Leia’s wardrobe and all things Star Wars, check out the song “Yellow Lasers” by MC Frontalot (The world’s 579th greatest rapper):
(Scroll down - it’s near the bottom.)
I’m 99% sure that they reproduce asexually. I think at some point Jabba says something about his aunt choosing to reproduce…
You can guess where the good little lesbian is going with this…
So Jabba’s knocked herself up, and the public “licking” was not just mere licking… Everyone knows how central the tongue is to The Interstellar Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name.