Or was he perfect 24/7?
The writings were done long after he died, I thought.
Revtim,
he comes back to life at the end
Well, he let himself be nailed to a cross!!! I’d say that was pretty much a big OOPS!!!
–sorry God. Couldn’t help it—
“Our Father, you art in heaven, Howard be thy name…”
Darkhold, I guess I should have read to the whole thing…
This isn’t a mistake, just Jesus changing His mind, but it’s probably as good as you’re going to get without the apocrypha.
Well I don’t blame you. The pacing was all wrong. The book seemed to have out of order chapters. And what was up with that whole genealogy thing?
As for the OP. Do you really think J.C.s Followers would publish his mistakes if he made any? Not a smart idea when your boss made the universe.
Eyeliner color this season is frosted pink, with… Lipstick to match. And… This reminds me rather of our lord Jesus!
For when Jesus went into Nazareth on a donkey, he must have gotten… Tarted up a bit.
</Eddie Izzard>
“Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake? or did you know your message would be a record breaker?”
-Judas, Jesus Christ Superstar
Don’t be dissin’ him!
When you surround yourself with yes-men, you can do no wrong.
What was that, 2,000 years ago? I’d say that generation and a few more have passed. Seems to have gotten that wrong.
I’ve known a few conservative type who think that any comsumption of alcohol is a sin.
They always seem uncomfortable when I ask them about the ‘turning water into wine’ bit. But they won’t come out and say anything other than possibly mumbling about how bad the water was or some such nonsense.
Well, there was that gay porno he did back when he was going to college, but when in Rome…
In “The New Testiment: The Lost Episode” he claims to kinda regret the whole “Leper Phase”, and also admits to simply knowing what rocks to step on to make a good impression.
I scream, you scream, we all blaspheme for Ice Cream!
I believe He felt partly responsible for his friend Lazarus’ death because he delayed or was delayed in getting to see him when the guy was sick. Partly the reason he went so far as to raise him from the dead.
Andrew Lloyd Webber rhymed “mistake, or” with record breaker?! Oh as if he didn’t deserve to get whacked before I heard that…
He was actually trying to swim that one time in Galilee but kept missing the water.
Tim Rice wrote the words…Lloyd-Webber only wrote the music.
Steve
Well, if you’re prepared to accept the variant on the story of Longinus (he of Spear of Destiny fame) that has him wandering the world immortally after being cused by God for his sin of piercing Christ’s side, then one could argue that technically not all of that generation have passed away.