DAMN YOU GUYS!
I was reading this thread and started thinking about the time I lost my wedding ring, and when I glanced down at my hand MY RING WAS GONE! I have no idea where it could be. I woke up about 90 minutes ago, and since then I went outside to move my car and talk to the guys who are now replacing our roof. It might have come off in bed, but I looked and didn’t find it there. I’ll look around the house some more, but if it came off outside, I’ll probably never find it.
DAMN YOU GUYS! IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!
(The only silver lining is that when I lost it ten years ago, we bought a replacement, before finding it [see here], so I still have that one…somewhere…I think…)