Whoosh? How is suggesting that you put the cats in another room while you’re eating a “whoosh”? 
Why are you allowing them to “claw your legs bloody” while you’re trying to eat, and not doing anything about it?
Here’s hoping the mods don’t mind me answering this one.
It’s a joke. I was told I could make a million excuses by even sven so I began trying to make a million excuses. Apparently this was not the laff riot I had envisioned, because many assumed I was serious. That I could easily solve the cats/cooking dilemma myself did not occur to these folks. I’m sorry if I confused you.
Unless this is all a whoosh on me, to have to explain this again.