Fat people

Today’s rant is the US and fat people.

I spend a good portion of my time traveling on business. I hit the US, Hong Kong, Singapore, Frankfurt, and London on a very, very frequent basis, and I also travel overseas on my holidays quite a bit. I currently live in Tokyo; suffice it to say that I get around quite a bit.

And I get absolutely *sick to my stomach *when I go to the US and see the sheer percentage of people who are fat.

I am not talking about ‘big’, or ‘heavy’ or ‘overweight’. Those, I can deal with. Hell, I am probably 5-7lbs a bit over my ideal weight myself.

No, I am talking about the obese. The fat. The chunkers, the plumpers, and the porkers. In the US, I feel like some massive ‘fat people’s convention’ is following me around. People complaining that they can’t lose weight, while they scarf down an entire package of fat-free brownies at a single sitting. While washing it down with a massive Big Gulp from 7-11. While in the check-out line buying chocolate bars and potato chips for themselves and some snacks for the kids (on the plump side themselves).

Or the people who complain that they get discriminated against because they are ‘overweight’. No, dimrod, you get discriminated against because you are a fat-ass; maybe you are a great person, but to me (in the position of potential spouse/lover/employer/business partner) you look unhealthy and unattractive (in the sense of not projecting a neat, professional image – this does not require one to be ‘beautiful/handsome’). You look like you simply have no will power - you are weak, and would rather eat to your heart’s content and complain about what a victim you are instead of doing a little hard work. Not someone I want on my team.

And don’t give me this crap about a ‘fat gene’. Bullshit. OK, maybe some people have a slower metabolism, or maybe their body does not digest food normally, whatever. (We will ignore that fact that you can in fact help speed up your body’s fat-burn potential). People may tend towards ‘overweight’ for these reasons, but I think that 98% of the time, people are obese because they choose to be. Fine - but then stop complaining about it, and accept the consequences.

Another thing that makes me want to puke – the size of food portions in the US. Disgusting. Stuff your face with grease and oil until you can’t move – welcome to the US. In Canada, portions were big, but not obscene. Canada - the US without guns, the fat people, the stupid people, and the garbage…

Shut yer wordhhole and pass the chips.

I’ve got a nickel that says this is in the Pit when I come back tomorrow morning. Any takers?

::looks around::
…hmmm…doesn’t look like the Pit…

I don’t take sucker bets, DDG.

I brought some dip for those chips, mouthbreather.

Oh my! Is this in jest?

Duck Duck Goose, I do believe that is where this will end up.
Care to make a wager, I got some Ding Dongs and some cookies I’ll put up that this thread will end up in the Pit by 12am cst.

I am partial to Trader Joe’s Ginger Snaps. Anyone want to bet some ginger snaps? I am thinking by 11 pm CST this’ll be in the Pit.

DDG, the bets off, I just ate the Ding Dongs and the cookies.
Now, where’s that pizza?:slight_smile:

I’ve never had Trader Joe’s Ginger Sanps, but I’ll put up some ginger snaps against a couple packs of Chocodiles that this doesn’t get moved till after 12cst.

(I would’ve bet some cheesecake, but I ate it.)

<Homer Simpson> Hmmm, cheesecake:D

I’m with Crunchy. It’s a sucker bet.

::pops open a can of Coke and a bag of caramel popcorn and settles to watch the festivities::

Oh, and webmastr, see my sig below.

Robin

Denis Leary (imitating a fat person): I’m big boned. (in his own voice:) You’re big assed! Dinosaurs are big boned.

msrobyn? As an admirer of you and your sig, may I offer you a slice of pizza for a handful of carmel popcorn?

Do you think there’s any chance of this turning into the actual lynching I think it will? I haven’t seen one of those in a while.

I think we’re all just behaving ourselves until this gets moved to the Pit.

Then it will begin.

Got anymore of that popcorn?

My dad’s really, really fat – an terribly inconvenient side effect of the disease that nearly killed him when I was a young child. But, dammit, if my dad didn’t want to be fat, he shouldn’t have gone and gotten any old stupid disease, should he?

Goddamn, webmastr, you’re real fucking brilliant.

::waddles in::

::sits down::

::grabs a bag of chips and a can of soda::

::flips webmastr the bird::

::stands up to struggle with a stubborn wedgie::

::jams a handful of chips into her mouth::

::gulps down some Mountain Dew::

::belches::

::waddles out::

I don’t, but I got a dozen exlarge, excheese pizzas right here while we wait for the relocation.

:slight_smile:

Cool, I love extra cheese!

Hey, the BBQ ribs and pork steaks are finished! I love pork. Can’t get enough of it, I say.

I brought the Ben & Jerry’s…Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough!

Perfect food to eat while waiting for the lynching…