Rant: the War on Fat

What is happening in America right now scares the piss out of me.

There is a new minority, a special new breed of second-class citizen. These folks are everywhere! Chances are you know one! Maybe you’ve got one in your family! (sshhh, don’t tell anybody!)

These are the new breed of folks that it is safe and socially acceptable to treat poorly “because they deserve it,” and because “it’s for their own good.”

These are the “fat,” the “overweight,” those unlucky souls who don’t look like they just came from a Nazi work camp and who actually have a little meat on their bones. They are diagnosed as being “sick,” (and everybody knows what kind of sickness they really have, wink wink), and the basis of this diagnosis is numbers. Not even current numbers, because current numbers would mean a lot fewer people would be diagnosed as overweight–no, these numbers were derived in the 50’s by insurance companies, studying a generation which time proved to be one of the unhealthiest America has ever spawned.

Every generation needs a safe target, some group to look down upon and feel smugly superior to.

“But I don’t do that!!!” I can hear the collective protest. “Why, some of my best friends are fat!”

No one is helped by this “war on fat”…or, perhaps, someone is.

Billions of dollars are spent each year on diets (mostly ineffective), medications (often toxic), and even body-altering surgeries (often detrimental to long-term health, and occasionally even immediately lethal). Americans are flooded by the largest and most subvasive propaganda campaign ever waged: you can’t turn on the television, pick up a magazine, read a newspaper, take in a novel, watch a movie, or even surf the Internet without being continually bombarded by the Message. “Fat is bad! Fat is everywhere! Fat is ugly! Fat people are stupid! Fat people could change if they would just get off their lazy round overweight asses!”

And, my God, the money just rolls in.

We’re talking more money than the entire I.T. industry. Hell, we might even be talking more money than the entire defense industry.

The war on fat burns on.

And, like any war, there are the casualties, and the collateral damage.

Somewhere in America right this second, there is a pitifully thin young creature, staring despondently into a mirror, seeing only the demon Fat. This unhappy child no longer eats, or perhaps purges after eating. She (or sometimes he) isn’t overweight by any definition, but that’s not the message that society keeps sending, is it?

Some of those poor kids die.

Collateral damage.

Society apparently doesn’t count the cost too high, because the ads keep airing, the surgeries keep getting scheduled, and the money just keeps pouring in.

How to stop it? Can it be stopped?

And the question that really scares me, way down deep where it counts: does anyone really even care?

Folks, this just has to stop. It’s wrong in every way anything can be.

But how to make it stop?

I’ve tried, and folks like me have tried, and we aren’t enough to stop it. And, besides, nobody really listens to what we have to say.

We’re fat, you see.

But maybe, just maybe, you can help.

I hope so.

While there is still time.

–James

How to stop it? Eat less. Or do 64% of Americans have pituitary problems?

Don’t we already have enough damn wars on everything? I’m thin (it’s genetic), but I can’t see the logic in this “war on fat”. I could see recommending (not forcing or insulting, but recommending) help if an individual is so large it really and literally threatens their health or life, but the way it is being applied to almost everyone, and the self righteous tone of it even offends me.

You left out excercize more.

Don’t need to do that to weight less. How about you guys import some experts from countries that have already won this so called “war against fat,” like Ethiopia – their exercise programs must be second to none!

There’s no getting around that obesity is a problem in the US from reasons that range from sedentary/overeating to actual disorders that cause obesity.

But, it’s not up to anyone else to get someone to lose weight. The person that’s overweight has to want to so badly that it’s in their focus at all times. To be that way, a lifestyle change is required and many obese people are far too happy/content with how they are to do that. Or they just don’t want to do what is required to lose weight.

People get picked on all the time, for all kinds of reasons. If someone chooses to lose weight in hopes that they won’t be “looked down on” or picked on, then that’s up to them. But, most people who are obese/overweight don’t give a damn what others think/say of them and even if they did, I’d like to think that weight loss should be for themselves, not because other people are “mean” to them.

If there is a ‘war on fat’, it looks like the fatties are winning. 64% overweight? Even I never knew it was that high.

Being fat means that in the words of Neal Stephenson, you are a collossal badass of evolution. Your genes have fought impossible odds for millions of years destroying, and outgunning and outbreeding billions of competitors. Your genes have wiped out 99.9% + of all the species that ever lived. Your genes have killed eaten or otherwise beaten up just about every other species on the planet. Not only that your genes have outcompeted millions of different human bloodlines that are now extinct because they just weren’t as tough as you.

You’re tough because you’re smart efficient and insatiable.

It’s only now, when you’ve won the evolutionary struggle that success is spoiling you, like an old prizefighter gone to seed when there’s nobody left to kill.
My suggestion is to hunt down and kill a skinny person. The challenge and exercise is just what you need to throw off that post-evolutionary malaise. By the time you’re done, you’ll be strong and lean.

Then you can eat the skinny person.
That is The Way of evolution, and the only reason that you’re fat is because you’re denying your inner reptilian psychotic hunting and killing machine.

Let that bad boy loose. You’ll be ever so much happier. Turst me.

As I smoker I’m delighted in the new war on fat. Takes the heat of us a bit. Apparently there are no limits to the groups of misfits and freaks the do-gooders can target. Take heart, though. In a couple years they’ll get bored with you and return the focus on us.

Keep in mind, smoking is the worst thing you can ever do. It costs increased health care and makes you smell bad.

Luckily for obese people, they should dodge this scandal as regular bathing will assist in the smell (other than the rare case of septic wounds borne from bed sores) and the health cost impact is negligible. Don’t worry, your srutiny and scorn shan’t last long. you’re not Teh 3Vlllll!!11!!!1

First they came for the smokers, then they came for the fat people…

Someone else end it with something witty.

Considering the time spent in The War on Drugs I’m tempted to reply

“…then they came for the Dopers.”
But I’ve learned to mistrust hanging curveballs. Someone else hit this one out of the park. :smiley:

If the OP is bitching about how fat people are looked down upon, made fun of, and treated like shit, I’m right behind him.

On the other hand, if he’s one of those who refuses to admit that being significantly over-weight is unhealthy, then he’s seriously deluded. We’re not talking those stubborn five to ten pounds that are almost impossible to lose. Obesity is damned dangerous.

I would also like to point out that being skinny also isn’t necessarily healthy or desirable. My mother is naturally thin, and has been underweight all of her life and she hates it.

It is, however, hot.

What?

Up until the last century, the number one most important (and often impossible to achieve) goal for every single human on the planet was just getting enough to eat to make it to the next day. And in much of the world, this still hasn’t changed.

So I’m somewhat underwhelmed to learn that the biggest health problem in America today is that we have too much food.

The Onion has, IMO, the last word on this issue. :slight_smile:

Who was it (Lewis Black?) that said America is the only country where we go hunting after we eat? Vast prosperity, baby.

My sympathy is reserved for those who are actively trying to change an unhealthy lifestyle. It takes guts, courage, stamina, and willpower. My admiration goes out to those who are ok with who they are and accept the limitations that their personal choices place upon them. You cannot have it both ways. If you eat too much and exercise too little you are going to get fat. You are not disabled. If your ass requires two seats on an airplane then you should pay double. You are not disabled. You will not get my sympathy because the simple fact is you are weak willed. You will get my empathy if you actively employ strategies to change or accept the fact that you are fat by choice and may be required to make social sacrifices due to that choice .

I love you, brave soul.

Hey Miller, is the right to marry important for queers?

Why? People are starving.

And the non-sequitor award of the day goes to!

Hey Miller, is the right to marry important for queers?

Why? My oven is too hot.

What works well for one person does not necessarily work for another person.