And that’s why conspiracy theories don’t go away. They’re essentially impervious to facts because they’re based on feelings.
You know what the huge irony is? The anti-Stratfordians claim that only nobles can write about nobility, but still think that people who aren’t Shakesperean scholars can write about Shakespeare.
There was also an article published in, of all things, Games Magazine that laid out the case for de Vere. Even without any formal education on Shakespeare at all at the time, I was able to see how error-ridden it was.
That is pit-worthy. You seem to think that everyone who disagrees with you is intellectually dishonest.
It’s also worth noting that Susanna’s epitaph in the Stratford church describes her as “Witty beyond her sex” (which connotes intelligence, not just verbal wit, in seventeenth-century English) and notes that “Something of Shakespeare was in that.” This would make no sense if Shakespeare were not generally acknowledged to be exceptionally clever.
There’s a lot of conspiracy theories that are crazy, but I can at least see how the pieces fit together. But with the Oxfordians, I can’t follow the logic. I believe fully that Shakespeare wrote the Shakespeare plays, but I just am curious if anyone can explain how the Oxfordians explain the following things:
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[li]I don’t understand the timeline. Some of the support for Shakespeare not being the author is that he wasn’t mourned when he died, which he would have been if he was the great author. But his plays were fairly popular back then, and the author would have been mourned. So who was the author thought to be then? [/li][li]It seems that most everyone agrees that an actor named William Shakespeare existed. So why did de Vere use Shakespeare’s name as a pseudonym? One website I found said that publishing anonymously or pseudonymously was common, but I don’t understand why he would use an existing man’s name as a pseudonym. What would de Vere get out of it? What would Shakespeare get out of it? Why not make up a name like most authors who use pseudonyms do?[/li][/ul]
I don’t know if I’m explaining myself well, but I’m curious to see how the logic follows. From the little searching I’ve done, I’ve found a lot explaining why de Vere definitely could or could not be the author, but I don’t think I’ve seen these two things explained.
To reiterate, I don’t believe de Vere wrote Shakespeare’s plays, I believe that Shakespeare did. I just find conspiracy theories interesting, and would like to know more about how these conspiracy theorists think.
Stylistic analysis demonstrates that there is no other candidate among the many potential ghost authors who fit the bill. Oxford died a decade before many of the plays were written. Science and history make it abundantly clear that the conspiracy theories have no merit. I’m therefore at a bit of a loss as to how this debate continues to rage on.
In the case of conspiracy theories, there is one thing I have found. No matter how solid the mainstream case, or how loony the theory, nobody accepts as an answer “That’s ridiculous. All the scholars/experts have concensus on Y. These conspiracy theories are nutty and have no relationship to the truth.”
Condescension may be felt for those theories, but expressing it does not convince anyone that you have the truth, only that you don’t respect your opponents. And it just makes the other side whine harder.
I’ve seen some good responses and actual cites and replies to the content of the claims. It’s trivial - for either side - to claim “There’s a simple response to that so I won’t bother to provide it.” If the response is so simple, it is much cleaner to actually provide it, or a link to it.
Of course that works only by ignoring that cites and links were also provided with the evidence and reasons, after that, that the “scholars/experts have concensus on Y” is just also an important fact because, as it is clear you are missing it, one side is counting on many not being aware of that consensus. (this is an important feature on other conspiracy theories like the one proposed by the global warming deniers, not letting the readers be aware of the consensus in academia is important to make people believe that there is a “raging controversy” and we should at least “teach the controversy”.
Be as it may, one simple explanation why many scholars and historians are convinced that the plays were written by Shakespeare can be found here:
Didn’t you read my other posts? I provided plenty of counterarguments of my own. And yes, I was aware that people make those claims; I know the subject very well, having studied it to PhD level, as you’d know if you read my posts. Perhaps they dropped off the bottom of the page or something.
Anyway, I’ve been working 16-hour days, so am glad to see that everyone else has handled the argument well and it’s all been civil. Some reall good points have been raised - too many to quote in one post.
I’ll grant you that there’s always a possibility that someone other than Shakespeare wrote the plays, but that’s because anything’s possible - perhaps the writer was really his wife, or King James, or Ben Jonson, or an Arab living in London (‘Sheik Spear’ - I have seen this one seriously proposed :D) or someone else altogether.
There simply is very little evidence for any of them having written the plays and there’s a huge amount of evidence that Shakespeare did. The likelihood of Shakespeare not being the true author is so small that it ceased to be interesting a long time ago.
Huh. Just noticed this:
Now I’m kinda regretting being so polite. A ‘useless’ post because I had the temerity to ask for cites, even though that is the standard on this board and none of the claims made were ‘widely accepted’ at all. I had also provided cites in my own posts, which septimus seems to have missed.
I also find it odd the argument is that people didn’t realise the claim against Shakespeare’s authorship was that it was a hoax. What else is the claim supposed to be? That the plays were misattributed by accident?
And people wonder why it’s so hard to bother to engage in debate with anti-Stratfordians? I have a brick wall handy and beating my head against that would take up far less time.
But it doesn’t add up; that’s what is so frustrating about debating this point is.
There’s a lot of evidence that the music industry is controlled by Satanists. Sure, it’s all circumstantial and squinty, but there’s so much of it, there must be something to it, right?
No, you look at every claim and fail to find anything compelling. Nuthin’ + nuthin’ + nuthin’ + nuthin’ adds up to…
Indeed, I was wondering if I was the one confusing things, thanks to you I can say that septimus’ bit about a hoax continues to looks to me as an attempt to make things more complicated than needed.
That reminded me of the immortal words from the poet Billy Preston:
“Nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’
You gotta have somethin’ if you wanna be with me”
On a musical note, I remembered also a comment on the BBC regarding the “controversy”
For a couple of years I’ve been kidding that someday, people will attribute the works of the Beatles to Sir Elton John.
He wasn’t necessarily as wife-abandoning as people seem to think. The theatre company went on long extended tours around the country including the Stratford area. These tours would pitch up in a place and then stay there for months. Especially when the London theatres were closed down for plague years and such like.
He might have spent months every year living at home in Stratford even while he was based in London because of these tours. And that doesn’t even count the other times he may have gone home for a week or two when he had the time.
Plus he gave up writing and retired early, went straight back to Stratford and stayed there never to return to London again. Which kinda suggests that home for Shakespeare was always Stratford. London was just business.
Maybe I will open a BBQ Pit thread anyway. For example, look at this:
We can’t just discuss literacy, we have to focus attention on the ignoramuses like septimus – " is that it rather suggests that the person making that claim doesn’t understand." Does this “precious” phrasing add anything to the debate except to irritate and needle?
(And, “precious” isn’t my diction. In the earlier thread I abbreviated the long phrase “people who think de Vere wrote the works of Shakespeare” to “Oxfordian” and drew a response, from someone with nothing else to contribute, like “Ooooh, people who write ‘Oxfordian’ are sooo … precious.” I lost interest in that earlier thread after seeing that.)
For “all of that”?? Do you want cites for my definition of agnostic? For my (apparently false ) claim that I’d be “gone” from gibberish? Although it was obvious you simply lacked the courtesy to strip these from the excerpt, I was still confused, since most of these claims, AFAIK, while sometimes described as “half-truths,” are not disputed.

Huh. Just noticed this:
Now I’m kinda regretting being so polite. A ‘useless’ post because I had the temerity to ask for cites, even though that is the standard on this board and none of the claims made were ‘widely accepted’ at all…
And people wonder why it’s so hard to bother to engage in debate with anti-Stratfordians? I have a brick wall handy and beating my head against that would take up far less time.
“none of the claims made were ‘widely accepted’ at all” ?
“none of the claims made were ‘widely accepted’ at all” ?
“none of the claims made were ‘widely accepted’ at all” ?
Do you claim that “Not without mustard” was not a spoof about Shakespeare?
Do you claim “Upstart crows” was not written against Shakespeare?
Do you claim de Vere did not appear on lists of playwrights?
If I were as rude as the Stratfordians in this debate, I would comment further on your “politeness.”
I conceded at the outset that Stratford was a more likely candidate for the Authorship than Oxford. FWIW, septimus is not as stupid as many people think. There are a few areas in which my expertise is world-class, and many areas where my knowledge and thinking is expert-level. Literature and the Authorship debate are not among those areas. I’ve found it interesting to read about the authorship, but the most interesting aspect is the feverish level of pretension and condescendance which accompanies the Stratfordians, regardless of the “correctness” of their case. For example:
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This is the book which spends just a single paragraph on de Vere, a paragraph devoted to the fictitious fart. Would it be rude to ask for your comments on that sort of “scholarship”?
Eminently sensible. That’s all de Vere deserves.
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Hello, Exapno Mapcase. I notice in another thread you think PIE arrived with the early farmers, but of course did not find septimus’ contrary opinion worthy of comment. Shall we do a Poll, stage a debate, then do another poll on the topic?

We can’t just discuss literacy, we have to focus attention on the ignoramuses like septimus – " is that it rather suggests that the person making that claim doesn’t understand." Does this “precious” phrasing add anything to the debate except to irritate and needle?
Actually, I very carefully did not attribute those views to you. It’s not as if the point you were making was original. It is instead a standard argument deployed by those sceptical of Shakespeare’s authorship and, as such, any criticism of it deserves to be directed at its proponents in general. And, you know what, I will intensify my original remark. I consider it shocking how most of those who claim that the daughters were illiterate can be so woefully ignorant of even the most basic facts about early-modern literacy.

Actually, I very carefully did not attribute those views to you. It’s not as if the point you were making was original. It is instead a standard argument deployed by those sceptical of Shakespeare’s authorship and, as such, any criticism of it deserves to be directed at its proponents in general. And, you know what, I will intensify my original remark. I consider it shocking how most of those who claim that the daughters were illiterate can be so woefully ignorant of even the most basic facts about early-modern literacy.
One learns about early-modern literacy by having studied English language, literature & history in depth. (My own knowledge is deep in certain areas but rather sketchy in others. Alas, my Shakespeare professor was a Freud-obsessed bore & my Medieval Lit professor was not interested in my mind; thus I bade not-so-fond farewell to the English program.) Somebody who has only read a few conspiracy books won’t have that depth of knowledge. (Shakespeare as the author of Shakespeare always seemed pretty logical to me, but I’m not here as an expert.) At least I knew about the history of the printed book & the destruction of the monasteries in Britain…
How will future scholars judge excessive use of smilies when analyzing what we now call Late Modern English? I doubt they will take any such texts seriously; I surely don’t.
Well, as I understand it, the evidence in favor of Shakespeare as the author is far from complete and airtight (though many of the supposed holes are in fact logical and consistent to someone who knows the history of the time).
And the evidence in favor of anyone else being the author is nonexistent.
What’s so hard about this?
I mean, history is never complete; not everything is recorded or written down. Heck, anyone ever tried to figure out why a particular decision in their office was made from five years ago? And you think we have perfect documentation from 400 years ago?