Ok so let’s pretend that I am an ex-navy sonar operator. Now I might know a thing or two about the U.S.'s or even Russia’s modern day sonar capability. But considering how some of this information may be considered…uh, sensitive, I’m sure you’ll get the idea when I say I’m gonna make up a story.
How sensitive are modern hydrophones?
Well there was this fairy tale about some happy little bubbleheads hopping into their submarine and pulling out of thier port on the extreme northeast portion of their country (i.e. Alaska area). Well these little fellows had no idea that Big bad Mr. Sonalyst was listenning to them…from hydrophones off the coast of California. You see boys and girls, water conditions change, and on clear days you can actually hear sounds thousands of miles away. Not only did Mr. Sonalyst hear them, but by detecting harmonics caused by machinery and propeller imperfections, he was able to determine exactly which sub our friends were in - right down to the name of the boat.
Ok so this was a stationary hydrophone not attached to a ship or sub, but sitting on the sea floor. It is true that own ship movement affects your ability to detect underwater contacts. Basically the faster you are going, the less chance you have of hearing the bad guys. This applies to hull mounted hydrophones as well as arrays (hydrophones towed behind the vessel).
One of the biggest indicators in locating modern subs because they’re so quiet, is listenning for machinery harmonics or transient noises, the latter of which includes all the weird sounds a submerged metal tube full of people might make. Mostly this entails bow planes, rudders, and normal stuff like that. But I’ve heard of subs actually being found because somebody heard a noise that didnt belong out in the open ocean (wrenches dont clink when they sink usually).
Russia has good subs, but ours are better…right?
Sorry folks. They’ve got us on that one. The country may be broke, but they still have a fleet of faster, quieter, deeper running, more advanced subs. I heard somebody mention that the Alpha class can withstand mutiple torpedo hits due to its titanium hull. Well you’re almost right. The Alpha is a hunter/killer, or fast attack sub. It’s the quietest, fastest, and deepest running sub in the world. But it isn’t designed to withstand multiple torpedo hits. Actually your thinking of the Typhoon (sub featured in The Hunt For Red October). The Typhoon is your baby killer, a ballistic missile boat. This bad boy has 2 hulls whose sole purpose is to allow the boat to withstand several direct torpedo hits while it continues to fire off its nuclear missiles. As you can imagine, this boat is huge, completely dwarfing our ballistic missile boats.
Where can I get me one of those Typhoons?
Try under the polar cap. SSBN’s (ballistic missile submarines) don’t like to be found by anyone. They [Russian and American] usually hide out under the polar ice and wait for word to fire their nukes off. The Typhoon even comes equiped with shrouds around its twin propellers to help break through the ice. On word from command, they prepare the nukes, surface the ship, and launch enough firepower to wipe out most major U.S. cities - and thats just with one boat. And you thought the cold war was over.
Bad Russians! Let’s get em!
Actually Russia isn’t much of a threat. Its an understood agreement between us and them that neither one of us would win in a nuclear war. The real threat lies in Russia’s technology and poor economy. When you’re a country and you’re hurting for cash, you start looking around for stuff to export. Well Russia had a whole fleet of old subs that were just rusting away, so why not sell them to the highest bidder? Enter Iranian officials, purchase sub, send crew (comprised of political officials sons) to Russia for included training, and watch as the sub takes off on its maiden voyage under new management. It’s just a pity that those darn Iranians forgot to close the hatch when they submerged - chalk one up for ditsy driving. Enter mourning Iranian officials, purchase 2nd sub, send 2nd crew, and recieve word from Russia that the crew is a bunch of morons and the sub will be delivered on land (got some great satellite footage of that one).
Old subs=noisy and primitive=no threat to us…right?
Let’s compare our old diesel engine powered sub to our new, high tech nuclear powered sub. The nuke can go down and stay down for as long as the food supply lasts. It’s fast too, and runs deep, and most of all it’s quiet - very hard to detect. Ok so now here’s our diesel engine powered sub. It runs near the surface will it uses its diesel engine to power its batteries - loud as hell! Then, batteries full, it shuts off its diesel, dives down, and runs off of battery power. Sure it can’t go very fast or very deep, but guess what? You can’t hear the damn thing!!! An old boat running on battery is quieter by far than a modern day Alpha class. Case in point: Cuba is out cruisin in their new diesel boat, makin a ton of racket, then they dissapear. Three days later they’re picked up returning from the coast of Florida (who needs rafts?). Always a bad sign when you lose a sub your tracking.
Ok that message was entirely too long and my ass is now swollen. I’m off to go make up stories in real time. Remember, everything you’ve read here was made up, or was it? I can never remember.
-m