It’s about time, too. Your back was disgusting!
Out of the freakin’ MICROWAVE? Sweet jesus, that’s cold (the action, not the pizza). This is someone who knows damn well they’re taking someone’s lunch and just couldn’t give a shit.
I’m just amazed that anyone wants to drink half a 2 liter the day after opening it. Once any pop container is opened, you have about 2 hours before it loses all its fizz, thus rendering it undrinkable IMO. Blech.
Are you sure some anal retentive employee didn’t just toss it down the drain thinking she was doing a good turn by cleaning out the fridge?