You think that’s bad, I started this page at the bottom and worked my way up, so I saw your post before AnimistDragon’s. Out of context, you can probably guess what I thought “bfing” stood for… :eek:
I did the same exact thing! I read it the same way I do with magazines, I read the posts backwards. I had to do a double take and see what that was all about.
Well, my friened lived in Seattle for two years. While there, she made friends with a woman who had 3 children, and while breastfeeding, actually had orgasms.
This made my friend decide that she would never breastfeed her child. Because, “that’s just sick.”
Yeah. She’s preggers now.
You have got to be kidding me. I breastfed two kids and never even had a twinkle.
That chick was a strange one, please tell your friend that it was a one-in-a-million thing.
WHY do I keep reading this thread?!
Must. Stop…
Well OK, three dares and I’m anybody’s…
Spoiler box for the easily (or even not so easily) offended:
[spoiler]How do you know if your sister’s having her period?
Your dad’s cock tastes of blood.[/spoiler]Eeeuw!
Ack ack ack.
Bleach in eyes. Bleach in brain.
Why? Why do I do that to myself??
Arghhahalajaldkfjad;lfj!
Not incest, but equally wrong:
There once was a man who wanted to go fishing so he asked his wife if she wanted to go fishing or not and she said NO. So the man said you can either go fishing, take it annal, or give him a blow job. He told her to think about it while he put the dog in the truck. When he came back she said she would give him a blow job. So she did five minutes later she stops and said this tastes like shit. And he said the dog didnt want to go fishing either.
Am I really going to be the first to post this???
Reminds me of “I’m My Own Grandpa”
“Many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be
this widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her, and soon they too were wed.”
And etcetera, etcetera…
Here’s a link.
When your state has a small community of blue people… well :chuckle: I guess you just walk right into those sorts of jokes.
That would be the famous Hatfield-McCoy feud. A link.
It gave us this famous picture.
From memory of the end of a History Channel documentary, originally there were no guns in that picture. They were good, regular folk who only used guns because you needed it to kill wild animals. But the photographer (newspaper I believe) them they didn’t look like the picture was real at all, so he had the family go home and get their guns and come back for the picture. It didn’t help the image.
Deliverence didn’t either.
Third post in a row, I know…
I just read the jokes. Eww. Ewww. Heh heh. Ewwwww!!!
Morbid curiosity.
I did tell my friend that it was a completely freak occurance. My mom, who’s been working in OB for about 25 years has heard of it, but never met a woman who’s had it happened. I told my friend that. But, apparently, the idea that she may fall into the one of 1,000 (or whatever it is, I have no idea) was just too much for her.
I mean, maybe if you were one of those women who would get off simply by your SO suckinging your nipples . . . if so, I figure you might have a 25% chance, since Breastfeeding doesn’t have that sexual excitement, or whatever.
I dunno. Strange people.
5 minutes later!!! :eek:
What’s the 80’s movie with Jodie Foster where she has sex with her bother? I think it’s “The Hotel New Hampshire”.
Wouldn’t anonymous poll might work better for this kinda question?
I share an apartment with my twin sister.
I cannot transcribe the girlish shriek of horror and revulsion this thread elicited from me, but it made her laugh at me until I told her what had inspired it.
Given the age of this thread, I’m closing it.
Colibri
ETA: This thread was revived by a troll. He has been banned and his posts have been deleted.