Behaved inappropriately? Well…you could say that.
Mostly, I recalled him for talking out of his ass in class. I mean that quite literally - he would turn around and speak ‘out of his ass’, like the scene in Ace Ventura.
I remember in about third grade, I used to have to be dragged out of class to get special tutoring (hey, we can’t all be geniuses).
It was always an hour one on one session too. She used to always tell me what a handsome boy I was. That in itself never really pinged my radar until one day I was telling her that my parents have been going out of town a lot on business leaving me with a lot of time with my Aunt who I wasn’t particularly fond of.
To that she looked at me with these bedroom eyes and said “You know you can stay with me anytime you like. I’d be happy to take care of you.” As she’s saying this she’s rubbing my back with her hand.
I have to admit tho’. This wasn’t exactly a terrible experience for me because this teacher was fairly attractive.
It was a mixed-gender classroom. And as this teacher was one of the crazier, bitchier teachers in the faculty, I don’t think she was a shining example of virginal coolness. If anything, she made all of us want to hurry up and have sex so we wouldn’t be like her.
I should also add, it wasn’t like she was a young 20-something. She was in her mid-forties.
I think you’ve been whooshed, monstro.
My 6th/7th/8th grade math teacher used to mock those of us who weren’t good at math. I remember that she’d let us have “free” periods where we could just sit around and goof off.
So once she said we could when we finished our work. Only your’s truly, who SUCKS at math, was still working at it. Soon, she had the whole class getting pissed at me, and said something like, “Well, sorry class, it looks like we won’t be having that free period after all.”
Bitch.
Having never seen Ace Ventura, I have no idea what you mean–can you explain?
Thanks. See this is why I try to avoid Jim Carrey movies. (I liked him in the Truman Show and in Man on the Moon, but other than that–boy is he annoying!)
My Junior year in (Catholic) High School we got a new drama teacher. By new I mean brand new. This was her first teaching job.
Yes, she was very pretty. But, she really tried to be ‘friends’ with the students rather than the teacher. This brought up problems but the her biggest mistake, was after the big spring ‘musical’ production, the cast party was held on school grounds. She provided a movie for the kids to watch “The Exorcist” and she provided all the booze for the party. (quite a bit really)
I remember when I was a senior, we had a new student teacher working with the geography teacher-I’ll call him “Mr. Geo”. The ST was very good-looking and he obviously knew it, and used to flirt with all the girls, ignoring lessons, etc.
Most of the freshman girls were gaga over him, while those of us in the upperclass thought he was a tool. He once started hitting on me when I was in the library during studyhall.
Later, I overheard the librarians talking about him-apparently, he was going around showing the students pictures of himself from his modelling job-shirtless, beefcake-type pictures. They also said that Mr. Geo was so pissed he said he never wanted to have a student teacher again. Which, if that happened, would suck, since he was an awesome teacher, and would have made a great mentor.
Agreed. I don’t really get him. I did like The Mask though.
Ages ago in my high school, we had a pool and everyone had to take swimming classes. As there was a shortage of locker room space, guys had to swim in the nude (no place for all those wet bathing suits).
Our teacher would use this fact to have his monthly “cheese test”…without going into TMI, it was to check to make sure uncircumcised boys kept themselves, uh, clean under there. Sounds fair perhaps - except that only one boy out of about 30 was uncircumcised, but that didn’t stop that instructor from taking his flashlight, bending down and checking each boy’s dick very, very carefully and slowly every month.
Back then we were too stupid to think this might be anything but just a very cautious teacher worried about hygiene. However, in retrospect…
It needs to be more often than monthly! By that point, you’ve got enough to make alfredo sauce.
Not a teacher, per se, but our network admin was arrested for diddling the high school students my senior year (they actually published an incriminating chat log on some website).
There are some others that were generally creepy, but never did anything that I ever found out about.
So what ended up happening to her? Around here, she’d have been fired for providing liquor to minors, but I know of other parts of the country where she would have done jail time.
:rolleyes:
I had a college chem teacher who, when a cute girl walked into his office and asked how she could get an A, would give her his phone number and a few lewd suggestions.
The first IT admin at my high school (I was part of the inaugural freshman class) liked to supply vodka and weed for student parties. The worst part is it was really bad vodka and weed.
Jeez, how often do two Dopers accidentally find out they had the same high school teacher?
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You have committed an unforgivable sin -stating an opinion that could be construed as vaguely disapproving of gay people. Prepare to be flamed…
I work in a school, and am troubled by sexuality as a topic. I imply that those who frequently call each other homosexual slang terms have sexuality issues they need to ponder, which causes them to be embarrassed.
I also don’t know what to say when students call each other racial slurs of races they belong to.
:rolleyes: to you too
Class of 2000 represent!
I had a nun fart in class once.
You have never seen a bunch of 7th graders trying not to laugh so hard then when Sr. Annunciata let a big one rip.