Did you know?

Echo.

I dunno, Beyonce seems to get the tail wag looking pretty good…

Just found out, in a GQ thread, that broccoli, cauliflower, cabbage, brussels sprouts and kale are all the same species

Capt

I commend the attention ducks are getting in this thread.

Mmmmmm Broccoflower.* It was very popular and available for a couple of years there. Did you know that broccoflower was considered the ultimate “nerd” vegetable because it grows in fractal patterns?

*aka Romanesco Broccli

Did you know you have four miles of tubing in your stomach?

Well, you know what, I could have quoted all of that and the justification for it, down to the definition of complex logarithms, but I chose to keep it simple for the peanut gallery.

An ancient SF Giants cheer: DUCK THE FODGERS!
Does that count as a duck?

The mass of all the electrons that make up the internet is equal to the mass of a single strawberry.

Well, if you want to talk strawberries…

Did you know a man can be jealous of a berry?

Well - Big Al says they can’t, but now I’m starting to doubt him.

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[li]Polar bears have clear fur and black skin.[/li][/ul]

Echo..echo…cookie…echo

Did you know that my echo appears to be broken?

Ducks lack the ability to whistle, especially so after eating saltine crackers.

If a man is all alone in a forest, and he thinks, is he still wrong?

Did you know ducks enjoy homosexual necrophilia?

Who doesn’t?

Stopping by for a cold one?

Yeah, even the corpses are stiff.

Sounds like you’re beating a dead horse.

John Morris voiced the character of Andy in all three Toy Story movies. He was ten when he played Andy at age eight in the first movie and twenty-five when he played him as a seventeen year old in the third movie.