I’ve learned to accept that some people really are that stupid, but I have trouble understanding how someone that stupid makes it to the age of 21.
How did he manage for all those years to avoid swallowing poison, suffocating himself with a grocery bag, wandering into the path of a tractor trailer, or any number of other fatal activities?
Have you been to America lately? Our kids are not allowed to play tag, it’s too dangerous. This bag of Roasted Peanuts on my desk has a warning label that says “caution, may contain peanuts!” Hello? The Nanny State is what keeps these morons alive and thriving, while the rest of us are dying from injuries sustained during bashing our heads on the desk episodes.