did you want that $360,000,000 in fives?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’ve learned to accept that some people really are that stupid, but I have trouble understanding how someone that stupid makes it to the age of 21.

How did he manage for all those years to avoid swallowing poison, suffocating himself with a grocery bag, wandering into the path of a tractor trailer, or any number of other fatal activities?

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Hampshire, thanks for the imagery. U is so funy

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[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
I’ve learned to accept that some people really are that stupid, but I have trouble understanding how someone that stupid makes it to the age of 21.

How did he manage for all those years to avoid swallowing poison, suffocating himself with a grocery bag, wandering into the path of a tractor trailer, or any number of other fatal activities?
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Have you been to America lately? Our kids are not allowed to play tag, it’s too dangerous. This bag of Roasted Peanuts on my desk has a warning label that says “caution, may contain peanuts!” Hello? The Nanny State is what keeps these morons alive and thriving, while the rest of us are dying from injuries sustained during bashing our heads on the desk episodes.

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[QUOTE=Litoris]
Have you been to America lately? Our kids are not allowed to play tag, it’s too dangerous. This bag of Roasted Peanuts on my desk has a warning label that says “caution, may contain peanuts!” Hello? The Nanny State is what keeps these morons alive and thriving, while the rest of us are dying from injuries sustained during bashing our heads on the desk episodes.
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There’s a philosophy that I share with a great many people. Just take the warning tags off everything and let Darwin sort it out.

Unfortunately it’s not shared by the people that could make it happen. Probably some sort of basic survival instinct at work there.

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]
Heh, it would have been more awesome if the bail was $3,600 instead of $3,750.
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:smiley:
A record company. Was this guy Michael Jackson?

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[QUOTE=Santo Rugger]
Heh, it would have been more awesome if the bail was $3,600 instead of $3,750.
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“No problem! Y’all take checks?”

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[QUOTE=Euphonious Polemic]
“Officers reported finding less than 2 ounces of marijuana and a .25-caliber handgun and magazine in his pockets, police said.”

What they didn’t say was he started out that morning with 12 ounces of marijuana in his pocket…
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His mugshot looked like a druggie. Unfortunately, I could only find his picture on a racist website, so I won’t post the link.