Die Sunstash! Die!!

So, I’ve finally decided to do something about my sunstash. For those of you not in the know, sometimes fish-belly white women get what I affectionately (NOT) refer to as a “sunstash”.

It’s a patch of discoloration above the top lip which is caused by sun damage. Despite wearing sunscreen daily, years of being out in the sun have left me with such a stash. :o

Well NO MORE! I’ve purchased concentrated vit C in air tight capsules - I apply one to my face each evening, and gradually, they’re gonna get rid of this stupid sunstash - and it’s little freckles too! WA HA HA HA!

Ding Dong - The SunStash is DEAD!!!

Wish me luck here folks - I’ll be really disappointed if this stuff doesn’t work

Alice_in_wonderland, alice_in_wonderland, alice_in_wonderland… your 'stash is what makes you, you in all your raging glory! Without your sunstash you will become one of the faceless flock. Don’t give in to the pressures of conformity! You are good enough the way you are, stash and all!

Clearly spoken like a man who’s never seen this cursed sunstash!

Nope - this baby is goin’ DOWN!

Ahem… When and where? :smiley:

Yer rood!


Die, die, die, alice’ssunstash! She’ll be seein’ you…IN HELLLLLLL!

Apologies to The Misfits

Ooo, I think it’s looking lighter…