Because it does, all out of proportion to his body’s needs. OTOH, medical science has many methods and products to help with his problems that may have nothing to do with potassium. Interpret as you will Exhibit A:
Missed my horse pill of “Vitamin K” after pissing off eight liters (I have a graduated bucket) in seven hours (and a clock) and I cramped up so bad!
It is simpler and probably less misleading to say every food contains potassium, in biologically useful quantities, except for a very short list of things that don’t:
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[li]sugar[/li][li]regular salt (if that counts as a food)[/li][li]oil or lard[/li][li]um… that is all I can think of (unless you want to count water as a food).[/li][/ul]
You know there really is a vitamin K, right? (And I would not be at all surprised in needtoknow is much more deficient in that than in potassium.)
I am concerned that he spoke seriously of buying a sack of potassium down at the lawn and garden store. That has the potential to take this from mildly crazy to suicidal right quick. :eek:
It also burns purple if you toss salt substitute on a camp fire. Takes a while for it to catch, but I consider that a feature, not a bug. You can surreptitiously toss a paper cup full of salt substitute into the fire, and then wander off back to the bar. By the time everyone’s good and schnookered, the fire suddenly turns purple with no one near it, and everyone is amazed.
If you were here, I’d be pleased to have your company. Breakfast cereal is pretty much a thing of the past at our house–why buy an expensive and untasty substitute when a hot meal sticks better? I’ve promised to make mangu (Dominican plantain mash with onions and salami) sometime soon.