Diggleblops gigantic penis

[Smeghead]

@El_Kabong

I of course have nothing but sympathy for Diggleblop and his affliction, having had to live with such a handicap for many years myself. I mean, I can hardly see around the thing to drive.

You can fit it in the car? Lucky bastard. I have to drive a bus. The mileage is killer on the old wallet.

[Lord_Il_Palazzo]

@Smeghead

You can fit it in the car? Lucky bastard. I have to drive a bus. The mileage is killer on the old wallet.

Yours fits in a bus? I’ve been driving this bad boy for years. (The MLP that is. The big white part is just a place holder for my mighty manhood.)

[AskNott]

Now that’s an interesting trail of posts. The usual meme is that a guy drives a big car to compensate for him little penis.

[Rysdad]

@Rick

The problem is not size, it’s blood flow. I only have enough blood to run one head at a time. When 90% of the blood is in one head, the other one responds slower.

So that’s why everytime Rachel Hunter walks into my bedroom naked, I pass out.