I am vibrating with rage over this. They were so trusting and snatched away too soon. Why didn’t any master debaters speak up for them before it was too late?
Good giggle!
Are there no cunning linguists to speak their cause? It’s a t-horny problem, but I’m sure if they put some ass into it there’ll be no end of the good they can do.
First they came using a butt plug,
and they cried out because they liked using butt plugs,
Then they came using a vibrator,
and they cried out because they liked using vibrators,
Then they came using a french ticker,
and they cried out because they liked using french tickers,
Then they were all satiated,
and there was no one left to come using me.
It’s a hard problem to face. You can’t turn to jelly in the face of big-headed jerk-offs who would snatch pleasure from the weak-kneed. We must stand straight and tall and spout this monolog: “You can have my dildo when you pry it from the moist, glistening, muscled walls of my vagina.”
Sadly, they’ve been doing this in the Atlanta area for over a decade…
There may still be hope. A lady friend of mine recently came into possession of a strange looking vibrating egg. Maybe it will hatch a baby dildo?
She promised to keep safely tucked away in a warm place somewhere on her person. We’ll see if anything comes of it.
They were so elusive, I mean one second it was there and then it’s gone. What gave you an edge was to have a hair trigger.
The irony is, of course, that the dildo would have survived if early sailors had realized that it was inedible.
if they just would have hidden in caves they would be alright.
It may just be a phallus-y that they are extinct and some may still exist.
(stolen from a witty friend)
The trouble is that at a time like that it’s difficult to stand straight and tall.
Jesus H. Christ. :rolleyes:
For what its worth: A Night in Dildo, by the Arrogant Worms.
(Yes, all the place names in that song are real locations in Newfoundland!)
“…Into the valley of death rode the Model-600…”
Isn’t that from “The Charge of the Tight Brigade?”
I think that hunting may not be completely to blame for the dildo extinction, climax change may have been a factor as well.
Wait. Is Dildo that short guy looking for that ring?
Yeah, the Magic Dingus.