Empathy is over rated.
Even if the kid survives your overconfidence, she’s fucked.
Your daughter’s going to be a real peach someday.
Dio and I are brothers. I signed up because he was always talking about it. Now I mostly just sign in to argue with him. It’s easier than calling.
Jesus Christ, Bosstone, always going for the cheap shots.
Yes, she will. Plus, she doesn’t have to worry about me slow roasting her in the back seat while I go on about my day.
Next time just pretend to be his gay lover he keeps on the downlow. At least for a few posts 
She’s going to turn out a hell of a lot better than most kids. Your parents, however, should be ashamed of themselves.
Asshole.
Well, we obviously can’t talk to the guy. Might as well get some entertainment out of it.
I was just annoyed that your cheap shot was up before my cheap shot, despite the fact they were posted at the same time.
I would not overlook the possibility that she would prefer to be slow roasted than share air with you for nearly two decades.
Well I don’t know about you guys, but I know whose house I’m dropping in on this Thanksgiving.
Ha, missed that.
Oh hey, could you tell us what the Powerball numbers will be for Wednesday? Us mortals just have to hope for the best and plan for the worst, but it looks like you’ve got clairvoyance. Help a brother out.
She’s better off with me than she would be with most people. I love her enough to take her out of the car when I get out.
Your credibility is toast. WTG, Chef Dio. You made toast!
That’s cool! I never get to see my brother much, and I wish I…could get him to waste as much time on the Dope as I do…
Don’t gloat yet.
I can think of at least two aces Dio has up his sleeve. I can hardly wait to see if he uses them. One will make him look like an even bigger tool. The other just more of a hypocrite.
Psssttt…don’t anybody give him any hints!
I think it’s poor form to call out Dio on some real world shit. We really didn’t need his brother to snitch him out to know that he is as human as anyone else.
I am torn between feeling amusement at the massive burn, and feeling totally awkward like when a married couple gets into a passive-aggressive fight at Thanksgiving in front of everyone else.
It’s kind of sad, because politically Dio and I agree on so many matters. But if there’s one thing I hate more than Conservative thinking, it’s black-and-white thinking.