Dio the ballbag

I don’t drink vodka.

No, no, no, you did it all wrong. It’s supposed to go:

I don’t drink… vodka.

You are probably right.

Rent posting evidence points to either tequila or Wild Turkey being used in the Dio Trio.

Can’t handle the** Juicy 'luci**: Everclear and bong water.

As long as we’re naming drinks after posting style, the Z-o-matic would end up being equal parts bourbon, habanero juice, and vinegar.