Directv Owners, I need help !

Ok, pardon me (mods) if this is in the wrong forum. I am a newbie and haven’t ever made a thread before, be kind ! :slight_smile:

Anyway, this is what happened. A couple of friends of mine were over here today, and we were watching movies on the satellite. Well one of them decided it would be funny if he ordered a bunch of pornos while I was in the bathroom. “haha” right ? NO!! Now, I can’t order any more movies, because it says my access card is “full”. I have never gotten that before, and I can’t delete them, and I CAN’T let my father know this happened, because he’ll freak. It is a pirate card, and so we don’t really pay for the movies we order, what we would do is “fake” order the movies. I don’t know the address or phone number of the guy my Dad goes to , and I can’t out right ask him cuz it will be suspicious.

So it was my bright idea to wreck the card somehow. It says don’t bend, and don’t use any cleaning liquids on it, so I did both (LOL) , but the friggen card still works !! I tried scratching the chip a little, but I don’t want to do anything too obvious, I just want to short out the card so it won’t work , or something along those lines, so we need a new one.

Any ideas ? Please ? Can anyone help me figure out a way out of this mess !? I REALLY WOULD APPRECIATE IT TONS !!

outright ask the guy. He’ll be able to fix it no problem. Just tell your dad you messed it up and you want to fix your own problem.

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PS I wouldn’t destroy the card, some of those (fake) cards are pricey…

See, I would ask the guy, but I don’t know where he lives. And if I ask my dad “so, what’s the address and phone number of the guy you get the cards from?”, he’ll want to know why I’m asking, obviously. Hmm… I could tell my father I want to take care of it since I messed it up, but he’s going to ask how I messed it up, and I don’t know if I really want to tell him how… I really hate having to lie though…

About it being pricey, I think a replacement card is only 50 bucks, which I have , so it wouldn’t be that big of a deal if I could get a replacement… but I’m not sure how I could.

Well, pop is gonna find out, since it shows what movies you have “bought” on the memory of the card. Next time he wants to watch some porn, he’ll see. HHhhhhmmm…GutterSluts 15, don’t remember watching that!

And second, seeing as how you are asking how to steal something, I’ll bet this thread gets locked any time now.

Ah, a request for help to break the law. :dubious: Why not try to legit route, and buy the replacement card from DirecTV? They are $20 and are sent out FedEx overnight.

Tell your dad. It’s not that big a deal, really. He can put things to rights in short order, and without wasting $50 in the bargain.

So, let me get this straight . . . you’re asking for help with a pirated card? I don’t think so. We will not help you circumvent the law.

Do not do this again, Ally424.


Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator