Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro!

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And his eyes follow you around the room.

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That’s for our Australian members.

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@discobot hey, want me to hold your glasses?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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News flash: in the absence of a permanent administrator, @Colibri is running wild, exercising his powers indiscriminately, even to the point of insulting our AI overlord. Mark my words, no good will come of this. Discobot has powers that we cannot even begin to imagine, and Colibri has awoken its wrath.

Maybe. But the way Discobot keeps repeating the same trite shit over and over, I dunno. It sort of looks like a cheese slicer, or the thing that I use to open tight jar lids with, and might be no brighter than either of those.

And I seriously don’t like the way it’s arbitrarily closing and opening threads. This “community-moderated” bullshit, overseen by a cheese slicer, has got to stop.

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Alright, that’s enough. This thread is closed.

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Messing with discobot won’t turn out well. That how that whole “Skynet” incident got started.

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What do you think?
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

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Holy crap! He’s gone rogue!
Resistance is futile

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Did you mean “EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!”?

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Discobot, what are you, some kind of a doofus?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Yes

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:grin:

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You guys had better hope that discobot continues to obey First Law.
discobot, will you continue to obey First Law?
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Ask again later

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OK, it’s later.
discobot , will you continue to obey First Law?
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

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Sound ominous.

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He’s being evasive. Ask to see his tax returns.