Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro!

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No, he seems to have done that himself. I may have pissed him off…

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Oh, dear.

Discobot, do you speak with an Austrian accent?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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discobot, will you be back?
@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Yes definitely

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Everybody!!! Get ouuut!!!

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Well, shit. We’re going to be Terminated.

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Or Daleked.

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Yeah, right. Do I look stupid?

I’m not saying your name three times while looking in a mirror at midnight, either.

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@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Very doubtful

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I’m worried now. This has escalated.

Are you gonna kill us all?

@discobot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Outlook good

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Aaaacccckkkk!

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Awhile ago I said some mean things about you in ATMB, Colibri. I retract those now, and apologize.

And not only because you’re in charge of a killer robot.

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“I may have pissed him off” may turn out to be an accurate paraphrase of Japanese Admiral Isoroku Yamamoto’s statement (possibly apocryphal) predicting the aftermath of the attack on Pearl Harbor.

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If Discobot could hold its side of a conversation half as well as a 2000’s sex chatbot it might prove more useful.

@discobot a/s/l?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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@discobot Did Colibri piss you off?

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@discobot Are you ignoring me?