Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro!

Yes? Can I help you?

Oh, sorry, dialed the wrong number, I was looking for v1.0 :slight_smile:

I’m glad I’m not the only one who pictured discobot as a Dalek!

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: You must train your intuition — you must trust the small voice inside you which tells you exactly what to say, what to decide. — Ingrid Bergman

Well, that was unexpected coming from a Dalek.

Discobot obviously takes its own advice.

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Everyone can taste success when the going is easy, but few know how to taste victory when times get tough. — Byron Pulsifer

Discobot are you going to eat us?
@discobot fortune

:crystal_ball: Outlook good

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted. — Og Mandino

Right. And then when you’ve attracted them, you annihilate them.

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

Discobot, what is the Prime Directive?

I was thinking, “Exterminate! Exterminate!” when you gave discobot the “Annihilate” quote, too. :smiley: I didn’t know there was a quote command! This will be endless fun.

@discobot quote

:left_speech_bubble: Argue for your limitations, and sure enough theyre yours. — Richard Bach

Stuff your sanctimony, discoball. (I hope we don’t get modded for insulting discobot).

New rule: You can insult anyone who quotes Richard Bach.