@discobot, have you ever pounded sand into your thumb-drive…?
Are you feeling all right today, @discobot?
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I’m honestly not sure how to interpret that response. Outlook good for whom?
… or what?
It’s the old “An old empire will fall” trick all over again
This is a scary thread, ERM…topic.
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Yes
Yep, he’s Borg.
Paging Yoshimi - we may have need of your services.
(OK, so she specializes in pink. But pink, green - what the heck?)
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No, no, no. Did you not see to whom the quote was attributed to? Once you’ve attracted them, you SMASH them.
Is discobot powered by mirror balls?
Discobot, will you show us your shiny balls?
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Prude.
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I don’t know. I take “hazy” to mean he’s polishing his balls so they are indeed shiny.
Will you show us your shiny balls later, discobot?
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Woohoo!!! 
I hope the rotating self-deprecating titles for Discobot continue 
Discobot, do your balls clang together and spark when you walk down the street?
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