Discobot to Colibri: come at me, bro!

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:crystal_ball: Outlook good

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Ewwww. Do I want to even think of robots and their balls, shiny or otherwise?

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:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

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I kinda hate you

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@discobot I’m trying to select a new LED monitor. Can you be of assistance?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

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That’s “Without a doubt, sir!”, you pile of miswired circuits.

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Discobot, if you and Bender were in a contest of wits, which one of you would blow a fuse while drinking a beer first?

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

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Discobot, do we have to bite your shiny metal ass?

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:crystal_ball: Cannot predict now

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How about now?
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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

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I don’t want to count on it, I want to gnaw on it.
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:crystal_ball: Yes