Granny Weatherwax the Unicorn-Catcher is another.
Agreed, and I think the Oh God of Hangovers might just be the right guy to do it to Granny, rather than Susan. Or maybe Casanunda (if he actually puts out and doesn’t just talk a good talk)
Who’s good for Susan?
ETA: Look how much better Vimes got once he was regularly getting some. 
Cmon, trying to get ‘she boned Time’ from the end of that book is stretching it a bit.
She needs to find a normal man she at least feels comfortable with, mount his Binky and ride to glory.
Ugh, no. Granny Weatherwax would try to take care of him, not hump him. Besides, who would want to have sex with someone who is chronically hungover, to the point of vomiting occasionally?
Ridcully is possibly the only candidate for getting it on with Granny Weatherwax, and we’ve already seen the likely outcome of that.
Granny doesn’t let anyone in, not even a little bit. I think she’s afraid she’ll hurt them. She’s obviously afraid of going bad, I think that spills over into other things.
It was more that Bilious (I think that was his name) would go for Granny and not really care about her…ahem…advanced age.
(This reminds of my a conversation I had with my aunt. We were watching a show on TV that was related to sex in some way, like a documentary, and she turns to me and says “Do you think I never wanted to have the sex thing? This body is going uncracked to its Maker!”)
Leonard: Once you open the box it loses its value.
Penny: Ya, My mom gave me the same lecture about my virginity.
Susan needs somebody normal to hump. Maybe Harga has a son or three.
Write on her tombstone, “Returned, Unopened.”
Heh. It’s not like I really needed to know that about my aunt. I kind of wanted to get her on eHarmony but I can just imagine that kerfluffle.
Then write “Returned, Unopened (and thank you VERY much for the TMI, Auntie).”
Wait, do I count as normal?