What Should The Next Discworld be about?

Terry Pratchett’s Discworld series has focused on–

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[li]Cops[/li][li]War[/li][li]Postmen[/li][li]Death[/li][li]Australia[/li][li]Gods[/li][li]Religion[/li][li]Motion Pictures[/li][li]Silly things.[/li][/ul]

Inspired by THIS THREAD, I’d like to see him take a look at sports/sports fans/football/soccer.

What would you hope to see him address? :slight_smile:

Pratchett’s filled in most of the geography of the top side of Discworld. What’s on the bottom? Perhaps he could collaborate with Niven on ‘The Discworld Engineers’.

Actually, I really like the Mort books. I don’t know why. So, my answer would be, MORE MORT BOOKS.

Come on, there’s hordes of countries completely unwritten about.

Personally, I’d like another assassin book, though there’s lots of other minor guild characters who could get a staring role.

Are you suggesting Pratchett forgot Poland? :wink:

I think Pterry may build up to sports, but they’ve barely made a blip, aside from Capt. Carrot and the street youths in Jingo.

I’m a tad behind-- haven’t read Wee Free Men, Hat Full of Sky, or Going Postal, but I gather they’re send-ups of rebellion and bureaucracy.

It’s more a question of what he hasn’t written about yet.

Guns? Check.
Rock n roll? Check
Shopping? Check
News? Check
Immigration? Check

Sports and Fitness would have to involve Carrot, but do you really need Pterry to write about CMOT Dibbler selling WristMasters?

I just want another story about the Watch. Preferably centering on Vimes.

I loved the bar brawl game in going postal.

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Maybe another assassin book. A Vimes book would be welcome any old time. I like Rincewind, too, but he was getting old toward the end.

How about another Counterweight Continent book?

Lessee…he did cell phones (clacks)
Movies…
Shopping…
Fairy Tales…
Hm. High fashion?
The English General Elections are already ramping up, I’m thinking probably more politics.

I’d like to see a Susan/ Watch teamup. Considering all the strange creatures in the Watch already, Death’s granddaughter would be right at home.

And/Or I would like to see Granny Weatherwax meet Lord Vetinari.

BLASPHEMER!

I hate Granny Weatherwax & I loathe, positively *despise * that horrid bitch Susan Sto Helit. Never never never never.

I wish this was a Pit thread so I could properly justify myself. Grrr!

Ditto. I want to see more of his family life, now that he’s got a son and all…plus, well, he and the Watch are the best characters, hands down.

I wouldn’t object at all if it were a Death/Susan book, though…

Nope. I’m with Lumpy on this one. More Granny, more Susan!

I think we are going to see more books like the last one, with major characters in supporting roles and new characters emerging. He is exploring the whole Industrial Revolution, after all. :stuck_out_tongue:

A Granny/Susan/Death book would be good. I think Granny Weatherwax could easily face down death in the proper circumstances.

Though I liked Going Postal a lot, I’m a bit tired of giving Discworld one more thing modern Earth has. I’d love a good Rincewind book, but I fear pTerry has moved beyond him. I bet we are going to get a Same Vimes does diplomacy book. His role in Monstrous Regiment (which I did not like) was very interesting, and I’d like more of that kind of stuff, as Ankh-Moorpork becomes more like England. Eventually, I think, Tiffany might move into the mainstream of the stories, but it won’t be for a while yet.

And don’t diss my honey Susan! :slight_smile: I fell for her when, in Hogfather, she instead of telling the kids there were no monsters under the bed, dragged out the monsters and showed them who’s boss.

How could I ever like someone who doesn’t believe in the unreal things? She is way too literal, and quite frankly, too much of a bitch.

I understand that some people somehow manage to like her, though. :wink:

Eh, she did that already. Played Cripple Mr. Onion with Death for the life of a baby and made Death take the cow instead. I don’t recall which book.

I like Granny Weatherwax, and I’d like to know what happned to the preacher she fought the vampires with. But I’d like more to have a flashback book to just before we meet Vimes, from the younger Vimes’ point of view.

Not exactly. The cow had kicked the pregnant mother and Granny played for the right to choose whether the mother or the baby lived. She also probably saved the cow by telling Nanny to make sure that the father didn’t kill it. Granny’s tough. .

For that matter, how about one where we find out how Vimes was “brung low by the bottle and by a woman.” The woman may be Ankh-Morpork, but seeing Vimes lose his idealism and start the slide would be interesting, especially when Pterry adds his usual history and complications. Perhaps it coincides with the begining of the rise of Vetenari…

You guys should check out the L-Space information on Thud. Expect a few Buffy/Hammer-Horror references. I’ve also seen some spectuation that the Watch is going to go to custard, but I can’t seem to remember where I found it.