Disgusting seltzer/fizzy water flavors

So these days I mostly drink flavored seltzer, with the big brand up here being Polar. I like tart, slightly dry flavors in such things; sweet berry and the like don’t really do it for me. I discovered a Granny Smith Apple flavor, which is pretty good - sour apple with just a hint of weird snow-cone aftertaste.

Unfortunately, the label (among about two dozen flavor/color combinations) is a light apple green, as is… Vanilla Pear [I was going to put in a sample image, but even on their website, the flavor only exists as a special edition from a couple of years ago, and looks completely different]. In a hurry, I grabbed three of the latter. They’re almost indistinguishable if you don’t look closely at the name and notice that it’s a cut pear instead of an apple and that there’s a sprig of vanilla flowers behind the pear.

So I open one and start sipping. Whoa. Weird. Then it hit me… the pear flavor isn’t bad, like a slightly sweeter version of the apple. But the odor - the perfume - the scent of vanilla is overpowering. You can barely taste it, but sitting open it can stink up the room… and while I like vanilla in its place, it’s not a candle or room-freshener scent I can stand.

What disgusting flavor combos have you run across, accidentally or deliberately?

Polar makes a number of “seasonal” flavors. Including butter rum, chocolate mint, and even Irish coffee. All three of those are terrible.

I like the Polar Orange-Vanilla seltzer.

Polar is great when the stick to the basics: citrus or berries. When they get fancy, it’s always disappointing.

Either WalMart’s or Target’s store, coconut. Awful. I hate coconut to begin with, but this tasted like suntan lotion.

Moving from MPSIMS to Cafe Society.

Boston cream.

Green tea, pus or diet pus.

Mr. Salinqmind is hooked on this one like a soccer mom on ADHD pills. I buy the usual “3 cases for $10” a month, sometimes find 5 cases for $10…I like all their flavors, some more than others, but they’re so mild they’re mostly inoffensive. I like the Candy Cane at Christmas, it tastes like someone swirled a candy cane in fizzy water, but I love peppermint. The only one I really dislike is the plain seltzer water, it needs to be mixed with orange juice or cranberry juice.

You could do a Find-Replace for Seltzer water-vodka, and this thread would still make sense. Lemon? Sounds pretty good. Chocolate? Ehh… Froot Loops?* WTF?

*Yes that is real.

You can’t top these.