Sure, I’ll plug it in over here in NJ.
If the cord’s not long enough, use either that soapscum stuff from home depot, or the abrasive scotchbrite pads from the paint dept in home depot. Or, if you are feeling very adventurous (sp?) a splash of naptha and a zippo do nicely, you’ll need a new apartment; but damn! That’s one clean tub!
I haven’t forgotten, Mags. I’ve been horrendously afflicted with writer’s block lately.
but trust me, you are gonna need a fan and a mop when I’m finally done with it.
Why not??
Seriously…sort of… if’n yer like me, you dilly fart around on the computer too long and have just enough time to do the dishes and take a shower. Therefore, any time saved by getting naked before starting the dishes is time saved.
Actually, slobs eat out. All you have to do is shovel the chinese containers and McColesteral bags into the dumpster!
Cheers!
“While you’re out, can you pick up another frying pan? I don’t like cooking in the one we’re using to kill people with.” Loved that movie!
Of course I meant a dishwashing machine! I realised how my original statement must have sounded, as I was driving on the freeway this morning.
Dishwashers are bourgeois conveniences which make for a soft population and will be eliminated by the dictatorship of the proletariat when the revolution comes. Besides, I can’t afford one.
As a friend once said;
“Look, if you haven’t had mosquitoes hatch in your sink, you’re doing your dishes way too often.”
Favorite house cleaning tool: A flamethrower.
Dust bunnies, feh! Dust rhinos. (Thanks Gary Larson)
Hints from Heloise? Hell she’s my DOM…
What’s this (BEEEELLLCH) “uncouth” bullshit?