Disney making "Mary Poppins" sequel

I could see Miley Cyrus as the new and improved Mary Poppins.

Maybe she’ll fight the MoonChild, as in Alan Moore’s Century series of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. Or Voldemort, like at the London Olympics. Or she’ll be Jesus’ nanny, as suggested in Neil Gaiman’s “The Problem of Susan”.
http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/2012/07/mary-poppins-vs-voldemort/

20 years later . . .

Mary Poppins Meets Jeeves!

That I would watch.

That was great. Thanks. There’s the proverbial aging portrait of Dick Van Dyke hidden in an attic somewhere.

When I heard that League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen was going to be remade, my first thought was that Mary Poppins would be great in that group.

Uh, Mary. You’re only supposed to dance with the penguins.
No, that kind of dancing is not better!

Maybe a Harry Potter crossover: “Mary Poppins and the Snort of Derision”.

Did they give him a wooden leg?

I don’t do this often but:

LOL!

The Simpsons already did it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKGRE7DlB8I

That totally fucking rocked!