I have heard dumping bodies in alligator invested waters was the best way to get rid of a human body. This is based on one of those true crime shows on the Discovery Channel about a young woman that disappeared without a trace. One of the accomplices admitted to helping dispose of the body in a marsh inhabited by alligators. An alligator expert claimed gators can even digest bone. Alligators swallow rocks as a digestive aid. The stomach then churns the ingredients and the rocks help break up bones and hard tissue. He even showed some gator poop that had small bone fragments he claimed came from a large beef bone an alligator swallowed. I have never been anywhere near alligator infested waters, perhaps someone that lives in the south would know more.
Put them in an urn, call them Grandpa and spread them at sea with witnesses to the later.
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